val bombard

retweeting the funny so I can find it later and laugh all over again

[val bombard @valleycat307]

Every day up here gets better and better 🌲🍁

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Baby Wildlife Warrior. ❤️

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Nobody:

Charmin bear: look at how clean my fucking ass is

[val bombard @valleycat307]

body crater :(

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

me in 4th grade with all my webkinz

[val bombard @valleycat307]

looking forward you unplugging this weekend as I head to Miami, Florida to soak up the sun 🌞 I’ll be #offthegrid2020 for 3 days in attempts to experience what it’s like to disconnect from 21st century media. btw this is for my social media in the digital age class w/ @jem2998!

[a goose toe 🇻🇪🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @uhgoosetoe]

me overthinking how I’m gonna say my name, major, and where I’m from during the week 1 icebreaker

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Me bored as fuck in Joe’s glass box while he’s out getting food and helping random children

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

to the people who put antlers & a nose on their car for xmas

u cant trick me .. i know its a car

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

gonna tell my kids this was shawn mendes and camila cabello https://t.co/8gXEjVtBP5

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

if i had a girlfriend i would let her take as many sips as she wanted from my Taco Bell baja blast soda even though I would really prefer to drink it all myself

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Imagine missing your connecting flight because Jacob Sartorius is making a TikTok when everyone is trying to get off the plane

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Date *romantically opens car door for me*

Me: Awww

Date: Just get out

[nabrath @nabrathhhh]

me trying to have a good time in public after opening the “Exam 2: Graded” Canvas notification