Valerie Metzker

Philly chick living the dream in the ATL, Gamecock Mom, Roadie Cheerleader 🍀

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

To this day, I can’t listen to Black Water by the @doobiebrothers without thinking about the episode of What’s Happening when Rerun got busted trying to bootleg the show. Am I the only one? #70stv #rerunstubbs #doobiebrothers

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

Why is it you go into a public restroom and a tampon on the wall is $0.25 and when I go to CVS the box is $10? Who brings quarters to the ladies John? Why don’t the machines take Venmo? #period #ladyparts #cashfree #whousesthesemachines ?

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

Vegas baby 💰#crissangellive #roadie

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@RollingStones @MBStadium Can’t wait! Who is opening tonight?

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@Hertz just cancelled my car reservation out of the blue. I went to rebook, it’s 2x the original price. Pretty poor customer experience and greedy AF.

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

Warning to all my fellow @Audi drivers. There are no parts for your car to be repaired so pray nothing happens to it. I’m stranded 800 miles from home since 6/21. Part won’t be in until 7/1 and then a repair. Who can afford to be 12 days in a hotel for a car repair? #AudiFail

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@ATT has blown off my appointment for new service 4x. Now they set up my next one in 16 years. Yeah. That’s helpful.

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

Trying to deal with @ATT sucks. They have ghosted my internet installation 3x and trying to get someone on the phone is a joke. I guess I’ll take my business elsewhere. #customerservicefail

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

For the love of God @GEICO your phone system sucks. I’m trying to pay you. It should not be this hard. #CustomerServiceFail

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

Who needs delivery?

[Chase Flashman @FlashmanChase]

.@Roadie has added more than 3,000 retail store locations since April 1. “The retailers we’re already working with are opening up additional delivery capacity at warp speed,” he said, “and new customers are asking us how quickly we can ramp up.” https://t.co/mrWyxO1HfO via @WSJ

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

It’s tough out there now for restaurants and I’m going to do my part. When this is over I’m never cooking another meal for the rest of the year. #supportsmallbusiness #COVID19 #imabadcookanyway

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@travelocity you sent me an email with 24 hours to respond. I call you and you won’t put the call through because I’m not traveling this week. That’s not helpful. Someone contact me.

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@travelocity you guys are killing me. Telling me you fixed my flight but you lied. Now I have to go through this whole thing again. Someone better contact me since you said I have until midnight before you cancel my trip to Africa and calling you is a joke.

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

Glad my kid stayed in the US!

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@united you guys have me going back in time for my connecting flight. I’m quite skilled at many things but I haven’t perfected time travel yet. Please contact me.

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@rainhannah_ Hey gorgeous. We gonna see you this summer!? Hope so! Xo

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@TravelocityHelp my entire group was rescheduled on a new flight in Africa except for me. Mine has been declined for the same flight. Fix this.

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@Ludacris I love this so much xo

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

@sammyhagar 8 bikinis tanning....

[Valerie Metzker @valmetzker]

#12DaysOfSammymas on the 7th day of Sammymas my true love gave to me seven tequila infused ladies dancing on the stage of Cabo Wabo.