Val Reilly

Most-the-time SAHM. Some-time freelance writer/contributor. All-the-time social ninja.

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

@DanielLurie You’ve been doing the hard work for a long time and we appreciate you for it!

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

Me: walks into the airport with a lie down business seat and by the time I get to the gate it’s a middle seat in the back of the plane for a cross country flight. Even understanding things/planes change, how is that unthoughtful business practice even a thing? Shame @united

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@Seth_Everett @spreecast @wacks @colinevans @jefffluhr @TheShaynaRose @drfunkenberry @ishawn23 Always charming, Seth. So fun to see you 3D!

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

@Seth_Everett 👍

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Fast and beautiful blow out! (@ GS Blow Dry Bar - Midtown) on #Yelp https://t.co/aOdnaSYrNI

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@Seth_Everett Looking like Saturday and Sunday. I now expect press passes.

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@Seth_Everett For the open! And 30% off blow outs for a yelp check-in, apparently. 😂

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@Rinse oh no! We’ve been delivered someone else’s clothes and I need mine tonight (as promised). Help!

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@embattaglia @moylato Front first! Impressive moves. 🤣

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

#StopAsianHate

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This 🤣🤣🤣

[Josiah Hawthorne @JosiahHawthorne]

I want to know who it was at the Four Seasons Landscaping that

—answered the phone
—heard that the Trump campaign wanted to hold a press conference in his parking lot
—realized they had mistaken him for a hotel
—Looked at an invisible documentary camera
—said, “Absolutely.”

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

Hi @CNN @FoxNews let’s stop saying it’s already Wednesday. There’s a whole country here and we are on different time zones.

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

It was really more of an encouragement to disrupt establishment. #hereforit

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I just downloaded this cute kids app! Check out Baby’s Playground! https://t.co/sEuY1D36uR

[Emily Battaglia @embattaglia]

Hooray for us sinisters!
#LeftHandersDay
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[Val Reilly @valreilly]

I have a mom joke but it needs A MINUTE!

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@embattaglia @colinmcfarlane Hilarious❣️

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

Justice for Breonna Taylor - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/fT9zVmpPXu via @Change

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

@embattaglia Hot!! 😘

[Val Reilly @valreilly]

You'd look so hot in this shirt: VOTE EARLY - VOTE HARD on @Bonfire https://t.co/zVtSNDx7Ja