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Ok and...?

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.

It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.

Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[The Landi Lodge @LandiLodge]

FF7 REVELATION

Revelation is the last book of the bible.

Do you know what the first book of the bible is called?

[j0nathan @xj0nathan]

Faut absolument que vous sachiez comment Ubisoft a traité cet homme (créateur de Assassin's Creed) comme une merde :

- en 2010 il commençait à dire qu'il voulait réduire la cadence avec les AC et que le fait d'annualiser la licence allait nuire à la qualité des jeux
- quelques mois après il est poussé vers la sortie et démissionne (sûrement harcelé par Ubisoft vous connaissez les méthodes 🥹)
- en 2011 il rejoint THQ qui fondent spécialement pour lui un sous studio et commence a bosser sur 1666 Amsterdam
- en 2013 Ubisoft rachète THQ et vire spécifiquement Patrice, et conservent par la même occasion tous les droits sur sa création 1666 Amsterdam
- en 2016, après 3 ans de bataille juridique acharnée, ils récupèrent les droits sur son jeu
- en 2026, 10 ans après, il nous présente enfin 1666 Amsterdam

[Kaida 🌊 @khaliltooshort]

“Gamers hate female characters!”

The best game in recent memory has three female leads btw and is about a mother/daughter relationship

[Rat @RatInControl]

taking my bath 🛁🐀💕

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I ordered one pancake in America. The waitress wrote it down and said, "one short stack."

Short. I am a small and humble man. A short stack sounded perfect for me. I waited with a calm heart.

She returned carrying three pancakes, each the size of my face, stacked into a tower, with a block of butter on top sliding down the sides like slow lava.

This was the short one. I did not dare ask what the tall one looked like. Some knowledge a man is not ready for.

I ate for forty minutes. I was not full. I was afraid. The tower did not shrink. I am fairly sure it was growing back faster than I could eat it.

I had to surrender. I left half. In Japan, leaving food is a deep shame. So I leaned in close and apologized to the pancakes directly, in a low voice, one by one.

The waitress asked if I wanted a box. I did not know food could be taken into custody. I declined. I did not want it following me home.
In America, is the short stack truly the small one?
I need time to prepare my spirit before I ever face the tall one.

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[sapildo @sapildo]

A pessoa que desenhou isso anda por aí entre nos

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Should have swiped the other way. 😭

[alby @badlandsalby]

el romance NO está muerto

[bo baby (fae) @semeallele]

all the different ways people describe eren jaeger

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old

"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

Kei Urana (GACHIAKUTA) on the new 'WITCH HAT ATELIER' anime

"The anime for Witch Hat Atelier was so insanely good I was literally sitting there with my mouth hanging open.
So this is magic..."

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: trying to order food in Japan with limited Japanese.

Waiter: Welcome.

Me already nervous: One ramen please.

Waiter: Spicy okay?

Me: Yes.

easy, successful, i'm basically bilingual now.

then waiter asks another question, rapid Japanese.

absolutely no survivors mentally.

Me freezes.

my brain buffering like bad WiFi.🙆🤦

Waiter patiently repeats question.

still nothing.😂

panic rising.

so I do what any intelligent person would do, i give him a thumbs up.🤷

Waiter pauses, slowly nods, walks away.

Friend: You don't even know what he asked.

Me: Confidence communicates.

ten minutes later waiter returns carrying: extra spicy ramen, three boiled eggs, rice, tiny apron, and somehow a children's spoon.

Me: ......

Friend already crying laughing.😂🤣

Me: What did I agree to.🤦

Friend: I THINK he asked if you wanted the 'challenge set.

ramen so spicy my ancestors briefly contacted me spiritually.😂🤣

whole restaurant watching respectfully as I fought for my citizenship.

Old man nearby gave me thumbs up halfway through, same thumbs up that ruined my life.🤦😂

I couldn't even be mad.

[K @iiamkrshn]

Mutual destruction...

[redrum @griffisu]

imagine being a student in class in 1912 and some girl genuinely starts talking about having rights

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

ベランダで植物育てたら家になってたのまだ面白い