Val Kahn

thirty something with an attitude problem.

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Giving thanks to CORPSE for all the music. This year I couldn't stop listening to MISA MISA!. #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/MD1AtFEkxR

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@CORPSE <3

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #🙄

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man on the elevator beside me super mashing the close door button 47 times: 😮‍💨😡
me, being informative: you know that that button hasn't worked since like 1990?
under his breath: bitch
sorry you don't like womansplaining 🤷

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anybody else remember that milli vanilli fail way too often? girl you know it's, girl you know it's, girl you know it's...

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@TJWest3 mine's next Saturday! happy birthday in advance! 😊🥰

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i don't often tweet or even like that many tweets that aren't famous people ones... lately lots of blogs showing graphic gay sex have started following me. 🤔🤷

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@WilliamTaylorJr i miss you, Bill

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Well. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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@jellyfish_val @ilyval_ @florscnt @mistmie don't tag me, i don't know you or what you're talking about

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okay, i'm back on the twitter. i think a five year break is good enough.
#maybereferringtoitas #thetwitter #indicatesthings

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@NeNeLeakes my husband had colon cancer (passed recently), I understand what you mean, that a grouchy person before cancer is a grouchier one after. Being a caregiver is 1 of the hardest jobs and letting out steam when you feel unappreciated is fine. I always ♥️ and support you.

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@gioalvaress @onlyforyoudemi I don't know what you are saying to me. I obviously speak English. We have a communication problem...

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@onlyforyoudemi @gioalvaress who are you and why are you bothering me?

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That moment when your friend says "Meriweather Lewis comitted suicide" and you're like "What!? When!?" like it didn't happen 200 years ago.

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And, by the way, marry me. #arresteddevelopment

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The best ever. And a great video. http://t.co/54bfa0biPz @kingsx
#LoveSongFriday

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@MissAmyKay No.

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To all the interviewers out there: your question should not be longer than the answer. @GregAnthony50