Amouseduh

Modestly bearded film academic with a penchant for the excessive. Ben Wheatley called me a poor bastard (he/him)

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

#wokeuplikethis

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

I for one am shocked that this quiz has paired me up with the capricious LARPing bird aliens

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Last minute Valentine's plans? Find your ultimate #DoctorWho pairing here ⬇️ https://t.co/UCnoIT371a

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

You don’t know your bread roll until you’ve smoked like a baby

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

Things I wish I could just let go:
People saying "on the x day of Christmas" as a sort of countdown during advent

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

I think of myself as pretty risk averse but then I'll do stuff like buy reduced to clear sushi

[Mark Rees @reviewwales]

Happy 1st of December!
The Mari Lwyd is coming....
#FolkloreSunday #Christmas

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

This would be a really good joke if I could type

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

To be the Glen's are only 5'11" and 6'2" respectively so you don't get a lot of detail at that scale. Can't even see the tattoos

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The best-selling Ordnance Survey Explorer map (OL17: Snowdonia and Conwy Valley) sells 180 times as many copies as the lowest-selling (440: Glen Cassley and Glen Oykel).

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Crows have been known to hold grudges for 17 years and may repeatedly seek revenge.

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

It's taken nearly twenty years since Domino but finally Knightley is back hitting stuff

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

Fuzzy Ben Wishaw and murderous Keira Knightley? Sign me up! https://t.co/bh9OQsNOZX

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

My favourite thing about this is still that the argument being made is that neanderthal physiology differs from modern human physiology and so they would sound different - which they "illustrate" by having a modern human do a silly voice

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

This is the only tweet I have ever bookmarked

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Mate sent me this and I’m pissing myself. Never laughed so much at something that wasn’t meant to be funny

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What's scary but not that scary?
A French pig

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

I showed a clip from Atonement in my lecture yesterday and there were audible gasps of "Saoirse Ronan!" which I obviously found very pleasing

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

Stop telling me what to do, amazon MGM studios!

[Amazon MGM Studios @AmazonMGMStudio]

Name a movie character that nobody hates.

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

I cannot believe I am expected to choose between these two options and demand a Victorian Occult detective romance where they go to investigate a cottingley fairy type hoax and instead fall in love with a real actual cottagecore fairy

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

This is not for my next project (which should be announced very soon), but for something down the line. I can't quite settle on what to focus on and they have a lot of overlap... what sounds better?

[Mark Watson, still here but very much also Bluesky @watsoncomedian]

Someone mistook him for a Frenchman. That is the TEXTBOOK error people make when dealing with Poirot. You’re not exactly endearing yourself to him like that.

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

You call that a knife?
I call it a ken-if
Knife
Ken-if
Let's call the whole thing off

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

Happy Birthday Sting

[Amouseduh @vampexplosion]

If I were a detective I would find it really difficult not to assume every other crime was committed by an orangutan or a mongoose