jesse🌙

Happily married

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

carti is the only person i like every single song from. there's not one song from him that i don't like

[dank @cptdankkk]

James Harden says OKC broke up a championship team over $4,000,000

“My rookie year, we the eighth seed. We played the Lakers, who were the number one seed. Scared them for sure. They won the championship”

“My second year, we in the Western Conference Finals against Dallas. They won the championship”

“My third year, we in the Finals against the Heat. That was LeBron's first championship”

“That summer we go to the Olympics, we win the gold medal. My fourth year, traded a couple days before the first game”

Q: “How good do you think that team would've been if you all stayed together?”

Harden: “At least two championships. At the minimum”

Q: “Do you think you would've developed into the player you are?”

Harden: “Probably not. I was going to have to eventually start starting. I only did that for the sacrifice for the team, it made us better. My swag was getting there to where my fourth year, I'm not no sixth man. It was over $4 million”

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

All the shit talking to choke 3 fucking games and lose 4-1 holy shit

[amar 💍🥷✌️ @okcamars]

3 chokes in the NBA finals

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

Knicks unlocked Epstein type of dark magic

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

WOWWWWW

[#KCFC #SolSociety 🇸🇳🇺🇸🇪🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

ON MY FUCKING LIFE NOBODY DESERVES THIS MORE THAN SPURS FANS I FUCKING HATE YOU SLIMY FRONTRUNNING ASS NIGGAS

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

@NiceGuyBurner @donald_parks22 @KevinOConnor Now all of a sudden they don’t care that he falls lol

[Surajit @surajit_ghosh2]

Out of all the newly released files, this one is easily the wildest

The object almost appears humanoid, with visible arms and legs. The real question is what speed is this thing flying at?

Could this be the most convincing UFO or alien footage ever made public?

[slothy @slothy_420]

i love how being actually fucking annoying is just called ragebaiting now and if you fall for it you’re the problem

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

Just like peewee bitch I’m blue m&m!

[. @mithkii]

Mossad was paying Future to rap about Israeli bitches

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

@CardPurchaser what are we thinking

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

@CardPurchaser Thank you bro

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

@CardPurchaser just pulled this from a fat pack. Any idea how much it’s worth? Marker 3/5

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

@CardPurchaser I don’t think so there’s no other posting of it

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

Never thought okc would ever get a better player than Westbrook and KD. This my goat

[NBA @NBA]

JOKIĆ AND SHAI DELIVER AN ENDING FOR THE AGES 🚨

Thunder top Nuggets in a GAME-OF-THE-YEAR contender 🍿

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

Actually insane how trump fooled so many people to vote for him again. It’s almost magically satan like 🚫🧢

[Conspiratorial Report @CnsprtrlRprt]

The lunar eclipse next week peaks on 3/3 at 3:33am. The implications are dire.

[Parimal @Fintech03]

@n00b141 https://t.co/O0V0zYjEmx.... A fun fact for you: in his alchemical writings, Newton often used the pseudonym Jeova Sanctus Unus, which is an anagram of his name in Latin: Isaacus Neuotonus (meaning Jehovah the Holy One) :P

[jesse🌙 @vampiremane]

Hahahaha

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Interesting that hummingbirds are five dimensional God-like creatures and people are relatively apathetic towards this