vamsi

Rational homosapien subject to irrational influences from around

[vamsi @vamsich]

The biggest heist of the century is #Microsoft stealing Alt-Tab when using #MicrosoftEdge and showing me the next tab. Bro, I know I have Ctrl-Tab for that. Pl don't steal Alt-tab!

[mallik arjun @NimmagaddaXai]

Huge thanks to @HyundaiIndia for including a complimentary 'NCAP-style Drop Test' during my car's routine service. Didn't realize they were so committed to safety innovation! Can someone confirm if my car passed this extreme lateral impact assessment?
​@GlobalNCAP @TeamBHPforum

[vamsi @vamsich]

@Airtel_Presence, @airtelindia - how do you get away with such shitty service?

[vamsi @vamsich]

@amoithest Please, don't give ideas to Nirmala. It's already dangerous as is!

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

I have only one thing to say to the people who have predictable takes on every issue.
So-called-left: Criticize government. Criticize Modi. Bring caste into everything. Call people racists, bigots, etc. Whine all the time.
So-called-right: Glorify Modi. Glorify BJP. Defend all the bad policies. Attack dissenters. Call all nay-sayers anti-national.
Let me assure you, both of you are idiots. You've lost your objectivity and rationality.
You may say, and actually, when I come to think of it, it's a valid question. "So what?".
I think the problem is, in your quest to convince the world on your beliefs, you've lost the ability to laugh at life, laugh at the world, and laugh at yourselves.
The problem today is not the polarization. It's the fact that righteous anger has replaced unconditional joy.
Just laugh. The world is seriously worth laughing at.

[vamsi @vamsich]

For #70hoursWork , is moonlight acceptable? #justwondering ;)

[vamsi @vamsich]

I'm good with #70hoursWork as asked, if the time spent in #Bangaloretraffic can be counted as well - I'd be doing overtime then :D

[vamsi @vamsich]

Hey @DTDCIndia - how are you still in business with such shitty customer service?

[vamsi @vamsich]

When it rains cats & dogs, bangalore traffic rain lions & tigers ;) #bangaloretraffic

[vamsi @vamsich]

Everywhere in the world, the roads have driver. Only in Bangalore, the autodriver has roads #bangaloretraffic ;)

[vamsi @vamsich]

Whoever named the heart wrenching storm in Libya #StormDaniel - what the hell were you thinking!

[vamsi @vamsich]

Things that wow the kid - he can move his hand, he can make a fist, his hand knows where the mouth is!

Things that wow me - He doesn't know that he can't the move the object he is sitting on!!

The stuff I took for granted ... 🤦🤦🤦 #adults

[vamsi @vamsich]

July 31st deadline for the tax filing is all fine, but shouldn't we have a Form-16 deadline first? The 4 month tax filing deadline is only 45 days in effect! #IncomeTaxReturn

[vamsi @vamsich]

Nobody:
Me to my wife: "Best mom-son duo: my mom and me. Best son-mom duo, him & you" ;)
#parentingfails #dieufool

[vamsi @vamsich]

Studies - "Kids who do better in marshmallow test do better in life too"

Okay - let's have a test for parents first. Refrain from kissing/caressing kids when they are sleeping (adult version of marshmallow test). Then we'll see how kids do in the test.

[vamsi @vamsich]

When I accidentally kiss the kid in sleep & the kid wakes up!! :D

[vamsi @vamsich]

When someone actually takes the pain to use the word excruciatingly - one can understand the pain they have gone through ;)

[vamsi @vamsich]

Never thought the day would come, but recommending TV for ergonomic and eye health reasons!

[vamsi @vamsich]

@sriram_278 Are you gonna cough different if you get #covid19? ;)

[vamsi @vamsich]

Guys - friendly tip, @VodafoneIN very close to bankruptcy & going to shut down their service soon