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I'll

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Mn. C@pcheonci

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@vansisterDSG12 oh yeah, what do I get in return? Btw, you still owe me big for burning my blanket, so you better have one hell of a reward

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I have two more times I have to go to this fucking nighttime assembly thing. Going blitzed. Duh.

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@cbsisterDSG2012 Instead of being into Jesus, get all Satanic and shit. Go Goth! Goth girls are hot.

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Weed. #weed #stonerlife #weedisawesome #lovebeingapothead #420 #smoke2joints #anyotherweedrelatedhashtags

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@marcyDSG2012 again, Marcy, when was the last time you went to church?

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@cbsisterdsg2012 Btw, angel tits. Weed is fun. Sex is awesome. Jesus is boring. And dead. Twice.

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Poor CB, his beagle didn't look to hot today. Then again, he's like, what? Fifty?

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Speaking of which, looking forward to this amazing SUPER BLUNT the doober is delivering this weekend.

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I could try to keep coming up with clever reasons of why I keep forgetting to tweet, but I'll be honest, it's always weed. How cliche.

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Every time I go to tweet, I get distracted by weed. Hence why both my number of tweets and my weed supply are low.

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@marcyDSG2012 Marcy, when was the last time you went to church?

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Food for thought: how many more years do you think the earth has left? Hmm...

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@cbsisterDSG2012 oh and btw, you don't have to feel awkward looking at my dick. I don't blame you.

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@cbsisterDSG2012 so I saw you in the art room practicing your art piece or whatever it was. What was it, anyway?

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@cbDSG2012 dude, just chill and let your sister do her thing. @cbsisterDSG2012 but no seriously, all this activist stuff is kinda weird

[Van @vanDSG2012]

@vansisterDSG12 that's my sister! I'll sneak some poptarts up my butt next time I visit

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Everyone keeps getting on my case about tweeting and stuff. Keeps bumming me down, I'm just trying to do my thang, yo. Psh... #dogseesgod

[Van @vanDSG2012]

oh yeah, I have a twitter. totally spaced. haha weed