Eddie van Dutton

Bartender, Sommelier, Cicerone. General all around good dude.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

On the plus side, I've now officially lived longer in my son's life then my dad did in mine.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

JFC. I just realized that the day I was nearly hospitalized for a possible heart attack was 18 days before my son's 8th birthday. My dad died 16 days before my 8th birthday.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

In other news. I need to get my shit together, and be better.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@orangegetter @RealDoctorMike @YouTubeCreators @YouTube @nealmohan @YouTubeInsider I know. I didn't. I subscribed to his channel for science backed medical info with a bit of humor thrown in... not a rich dude flexing.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@BravesStats Andruw just misses the list with 1933 hits.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@BravesStats Guessing you saw the DoB stuff?

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

I'm just done with this company. Looking forward to turning in my notice

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@MKaminskiMusic I don't know what this is, but it made me think of AwNaww by Nappy Roots.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@Jolly_Olive Sean Casey vibes.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@MKaminskiMusic Kinda sounds like Frosty the snowman

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@MKaminskiMusic Well this is frustrating. I guarantee I have heard this, but can't think of it for the life of me.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@MKaminskiMusic Candyman

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@notgaetti Saw this on my PC, then went and found my phone so I could download it.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@RealDoctorMike Before anyone comments "Just go to bed when you get home," I get home about 1a, cook dinner, watch some shows or read. I'm a bartender, but not a party animal.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

Does anyone know if @RealDoctorMike or any other reputable medical professional has ever commented on regulating a non-standard sleep schedule?

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@RealDoctorMike I work nights 5x/wk, 3-12ish. Typically get to sleep around 3 or 4a. On my days off I have my son and have to be able be up at 7a to get him to school. Melatonin doesn't really work that well for me. Any suggestions?

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

@Jesus_Cano88 Eh. He never slowed. I'd give him the double. Obviously without the runner, he'd have stopped. Took advantage of the situation.

[Eddie van Dutton @vanDutton]

Good weekends make Thursday so much harder. I had to pull over in a parking lot for 10 minutes until I could see to drive after I dropped him off. Now I have to go to work tonight and not only pretend to be ok, but to be the life of the bar and inject energy into everyone else.

[Not Gaetti @notgaetti]

Once you read Barstool’s caption, you realize that “Young Jr.” is by far the best part of the photo