♈️Nelsonn

To whom much is given, too much is expected.

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Humans can't be one of the most intelligent species in existence.
Our brain, which is the hub of "intelligence" is the same entity that defines what intelligence should be or look like, so it defined it to suit itself because it cannot reason beyond its own capacity.

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Give away Tuesday. #GAT
If I can afford to pay your school fees I will.

[Ocular Priest 🎱 @KaizenMindset_3]

Omojuwa is either mentally lazy or not intellectually layered.

Edo Obidient debunks @Omojuwa's uninformed claims about HE Peter Obi in a sharp 6-minute video.

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Save this WhatsApp link on your phone so you can always get a doctor when you want one.

https://t.co/DDm2MpHrce

RT so others can get help too, you will be saving a life.

[ARD FMC Ebute-Metta @ardfmceb]

Dear Nigerians,

We hereby solicit for support for Dr. Esin Imoh Asuquo

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

You can’t insult your previous employer in front of your potential employer and expect them to take you seriously.

[Reno Omokri @renoomokri]

If there are three names on the ballot in 2027 and they are as follows:

Waziri Atiku Abubakar
Bola Ahmed Tinubu and
Peter Gregory Obi

And God spares my life and the lives of the above people, I will vote for and work vehemently for the victory of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu, so help me, God!

In terms of acknowledging loyalty, economic handling, dispute resolution and having a forgiving heart, Asiwaju is a far better politician than anyone on that list.

[Vanguard Newspapers @vanguardngrnews]

I get life-threatening calls, messages over my generators that don't use fuel - Oyekunle Ayansola, Maiko CEO

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

Hey @JColeNC I hope you see this. And I hope you think about this…

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Mr Heyyy heyyyy did not let us hear anything.

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

🚨 Davido previews his upcoming collab with YG Marley 🔥

How's this sounding? 🤔

[UK Rap Daily @UKRapDaily]

Ratio.

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Ololufe is so perfect it must be the national anthem in heaven.

[BASITO @itzbasito]

Y’all said Wizkid’s “Ololufe” is not a hit but they identified the song pretty fast 😂
This Guess the song challenge is so funny 🤣

https://t.co/w4CQm3VyPc

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Damn!!

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Ingenuity is always beautiful to see. However, safety measures should be put in place when bringing our imaginations to life.

[Ziko Abara @zikohercules]

I have done it ✅😎😂
The Engine has been fixed and it now runs on afterburner mode🔥, exactly like a fighter jet engine🚀.
I repeat, in all humility, I am the first person in Nigeria 🇳🇬 & probably Africa to build a functional self sustaining & afterburning turbojet engine 🙌🏻, if u have data to prove I am not the first, pls show us, if not, then acknowledge me & put some 'respek' on my name😂.
Instead of a driving motor, I now use high pressure air from an air blower to start the engine until it self sustains, I also made some design modifications, so technically this is now Mark3-B. I still haven't pushed it to full power😂🥲, it's terrifying & exciting at the same time.
Special thanks to everyone who has supported this program from day1, special thanks also to the haters & naysayers, y'all pushed me to anger to make sure I forge on🛠️😤⚡️
If there's anything at all u will learn from me, please learn to NEVER GIVE UP🙌🏻.
We did this in Abakaliki, Ebonyi state, Nigeria 🇳🇬.
#Zedora #madeinEbonyi #madeinNigeria 🇳🇬

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Nobody sleeps like this abeg. It’s uncomfortable af.

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

Why is everyone fooling? Is this a trend or something?

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

*Learnt

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

The woman’s ad libs were landing perfectly.

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

FREESTYLE: Back in the streets freestyling at the army market oshodi……

[David🌾🇳🇬 @DOBabatunde]

NYSC finishes today.
I need a Job people.
B. Tech Agricultural Economics.
2:1 (Hons)
I can run a farm, consult and do accounts.
I can work in Lagos, Ibadan or Osun state.
Please repost.

[Doreen Narh, OD @dr_doreeeeenn]

Pour liquid soap into your hand and gently rub your lenses with your fingertips🤌.
Rinse them under clean water and dry with a soft paper towel.

You'll see the world in 4K😊

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

House snake wey no pay rent

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

It's a house snake. Nonvenomous to humans. They're after rats, geckos and skinks. You did the right thing though.

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

We can go band for band. Fvk that we can go Meow for Meow!!

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Caption this!

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

@Lyeonhaerd 😅 and no one in the CS is explaining.

[♈️Nelsonn @van_nelsonn]

DJ asin Disc jockey or which one?

[ZA. @_Lolabunnyyy_]

1. Pee before you start
2. Don't clench your abdomen when using a rose, release your abdomen like you tryna pee.
3. Focus on breathing.
4. Don't stop if you feel like peeing, let it rain.
5. Try sitting with on the floor, with your legs to your chest when using a rose. 👍🏿