And there it is, the confession in broad daylight. A sitting senator thanking the president for personally overturning a FIFA decision. The clearest proof yet that the US could not host a World Cup without their crying president calling FIFA every time their soft men’s team faces someone they might actually lose to.
They don’t want to compete, they want to cheat. Other countries prepare for matches with training. The US prepares with phone calls. One scared little team that knows it can’t win on grass. This is a country that hasn’t won a war since 1945 and now can’t win a football match without the president dialing FIFA like a helicopter parent calling the school principal.
How very cute. Wrap the boys in bubble wrap. Tie their little ponytails. Make sure nobody tackles them too hard and their shirts stay nice and clean. And if anything scary happens out there, don’t worry, daddy is already on the phone.
Imagine being so fragile that you need the president to fight your battles for you. A grown man’s football team, and the moment things get hard you go running to daddy in the Oval Office. And the crying about your missing star player, honestly, it’s the loudest sound in the tournament.
Real teams show up and win. Yours shows up and files a complaint. If your entire identity collapses without one player, you were never good.
De grijsgedraaide plaat van extreemrechts dat je "5 meter over de grens geen stikstofprobleem hebt" kunnen we dus ook definitief in de prullenbak gooien
70 miljard liter mest per jaar over ons land. Dat is 4500 liter per Nederlander.
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💩 28.000 Olympische zwembaden vol stront.
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We exporteren het vlees, maar blijven letterlijk met de shit zitten.
🚨 The Palio of Siena won by the Contrada “Eagle 🦅” after 34 years!
This video gives you goosebumps
A pure leap back through the centuries
Tuscany, Italy 🇮🇹
@WimdenOudsten Ben benieuwd hoe de bijdrage aan de economie per koe en per vliegtuig er uit ziet . Ps sector landbouw : 4 pct bnp. 40 pct van de grond.