Vanessa McLellan

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

Hey @Instacart, I thought the point of using your service was to make my life easier, not make me more annoyed. Changing the delivery time by an hour and a half isn’t cool.

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I'm pretty excited for the round of introductions with Tayshia so I can have a refresher on all these guys names. #TheBachelorette

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

I like Bennett now. No further questions. #TheBachelorette

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED #TheBachelorette

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

MODERATOR: Sir what is your name

PENCE: First, I want to say that the American people are strong because they are the American people

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

Is it too early for dinner? Asking for a friend.

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

Me making sure that Instagram is down by checking Twitter.

[Dan Reidy @DR3IDY]

We’re all just going to keep going along pretending this isn’t happening?

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

It’s official. I’m dead inside.

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

Currently just living for the next meal.

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

Isn’t it great when you make a meal that is totally made up. Like throwing this in and that in. And it comes out amazing??

[Red Sox @RedSox]

𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗘𝗚𝗜𝗡.

Happy #OpeningDay!

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

The first 5 minutes are the best part of a fresh cup of coffee. Then you spend the rest of the morning trying to achieve that same feeling and scalding temperature.

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

@VerizonSupport I did. I am now following @VerizonSupport

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

@VerizonSupport I need to speak to someone in tech support to connect to internet. I received a call back after 90 minutes of waiting and then the rep disconnected me.

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

@verizonfios just waited over an hour for one of your reps to call back. When they finally did, I was disconnected. Wtf. I just need my WiFi back.

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

I really miss drinking at a bar. One that’s not my couch.

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

@PeapodDelivers Amazing, thank you!!

[Vanessa McLellan @vana88]

@PeapodDelivers my order was supposed to be delivered btwn 6-8 and now it says it will be delivered btwn 8:05-8:30. annoying.