This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen an awards show do, and every day from this moment forward I will regret I was not the gay who wrote it.
My Friday night has consisted of tearing up watching the croods reflecting on the beauty of family. So yes I screwed up my birth control a few weeks ago and haven’t been the same since
Who among us could have guessed that the guy who created the social network that originated as a way to rank the attractiveness of his female classmates would turn out to be an amoral creep
after years of pretending to be Cool and Chill and Down, i’m ready to embrace my identity as the highest maintenance bitch you ever saw in your fucking life
Seen a few zoom in snaps of BDV butts and let me tell you if somebody provided Snapchat with a close up of my cellulite butt there would be problems (I am ok with my cellulite despite society but I would be very angry at the videographer re:consent)