capitano ness 🫡

get spooky
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she/her

[Dr Órfhlaith Campbell @drorfh]

Here...if you thought McGregor was innocent but suddenly find you care about rape today, you actually don't care about rape at all or the women and children who have been traumatised. All you care about is using the trauma for your own agenda.

[Seán Ó Raghallaigh @RaghallaighJ]

sorry i can’t call you back rn. yeah i’m watching edits of Catherine Connolly doing keepy uppies on tiktok

[capitano ness 🫡 @vanessacathk]

@McDonaldsIRL why do you hate me? Why no Oreos?

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i lowkey can't believe these people are allowed to walk among us

[small marzipan pig @teethfeelweird]

ever since I was a little girl I always knew I wanted to smoke cigarettes

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[alan b. @inceptstellar]

twitter experience

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

Racism disguised as feminism, in my opinion.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Satire magazines are simply reporting reality these days

[Dystopian Times @DystopianTimes_]

Sure, Israel might be putting Oxycodone in flour and gunning down Palestinians in aid queues, but the real problem is that Kneecap is playing at Glastonbury

[Sarah @Sarahjdublin]

Anyone who opts out of organ donation should be ineligible to receive a donation

[Bolaji Adeyanju 🇳🇬 🇮🇪 @bjgunner]

Amazing to see the diversity in @gardainfo

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Johnny Knoxville pranking Gabourey Sidibe with a chair made out of cake, 2023

[hannah ☁️ is back! @C0DEINE_SCENE]

on this episode of hozier liking random reels on insta

[Cat Mom 🐈‍⬛ @arocxo]

What exactly is it you miss about the “old Ireland”? The laundries ? The famine? The civil war ? Peadophile rings in the Catholic Church?
Be more specific.

[Ciarán Ahern TD @ciaranahern]

Yeah, but…