Vanessa Smathers

Stay Humble 🙏🏽

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Holy crap - CIA Contractor confronted at 5am over child trafficking, whilst ferrying young children.

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

This baby waking me up at 5am everyday

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

@jthartman13

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Is this really happening?

Netflix released a movie in 2022 called “White Noise” about a train crash in a sleepy Ohio town and how a chemical explosion forced people to evacuate

I’m not kidding

What the hell
https://t.co/fuODHpLg71

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

*adds to baby registry*

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

You’ve heard elf on the shelf. Now get ready for

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

She’s right

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

Sweet birthday messages 💜

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

@Shancydrew 😂😂😂😂

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

#RHUGT2

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

name a more successful rebrand than mayonnaise becoming aioli

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

Wordle 281 3/6

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[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

When it’s 60° in March

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

The Girl Scouts in our neighborhood have no drive. I’m not buying cookies from the link your mom posts in the neighborhood FB group. Get out there door to door ladies!!

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

@jthartman13 Omfg 😭😭😻

[Maya Angelique👑 @moneyymaya]

Sunday night at around 11:30PM I checked into the Cambria Hotel on Q Street in dc. I was in the shower at around 1:00 A.M. when a man with dreads wearing a blue shirt, jeans and a mask tried to violently break into my room. He somehow had a KEY to open my room door.

[Vanessa Smathers @vanessadinardo]

@MichelobULTRA 48 slim cans with ice 🍻