Vanessa

🐱 & religion is all I need

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

Life goals: travel, have a big dog, be successful (in prioritized order)

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

@TheWesKirk And with fractional share trading now supported by multiple brokerages (i.e. Robinhood, Fidelity), you can invest even if you only have a modest amount to start. Also makes it feasible to build a diversified portfolio of quality companies early on.

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

@LesiAnn1229 I guess that one runs in the fam 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

It’s all fun & games until you actually eat the liquor-soaked fruit that’s been sitting at the bottom of your cocktail glass 🍹

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

@Delta Not from my experience! I was told that I couldn’t make any changes to my @delta reservation today.

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

They just beat out people who clap when an airplane lands in the running for the worst type of people

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

Apparently there are people who clap when the sunsets on the beach??

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

No better way to break in a new pair of pants than to stretch them to their absolute max capacity on Thanksgiving 🦃🍽

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

Petition to change the phrase “try walking a mile in my shoes”:
My shoes aren’t the issue. My out of shape body is the issue. 😂

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

@cody_crivello22 Ask if he knows Martin

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

If I don’t align my hair washing days with when we hang out, you ain’t 💩

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

My hobbies include clicking “interested” on Facebook events I won’t attend

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

do you ever think how our moms went through labor just for us to spend our time watching frat guys jump off roofs in order to break a table

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

@jordananugent 😘

[Jordan Nugent @jordananugent]

😒😒😒 @vanessajeanw

[kelly @kelllicopter]

hey i’m going to hell does anyone need anything

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

My friends are all getting engaged & planning their weddings all over the country. Keep this up guys, ya girl likes to travel ✈️ 👏🏼

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Yup, the rumor is true. Flat Earthers have supporters all around the globe.

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

@kat_rag What are you watching it on?!?!

[Vanessa @vanessajeanw]

Can we just... ⁦@jordananugent⁩