Vanessa Pratt

Pineapple on pizza

[Sarah Krasnostein @Sarah_Kras]

“She has been found guilty…Now it’s time to start our lives.”

[Peter Frampton @peterframpton]

I have posted this before but ..

26 years ago, a gunman entered
Dunblane Primary School in Scotland,
killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK
govt responded by enacting tight gun
control legislation. In the 9400+ days
since, there have been a total of O
school shootings in the UK.

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

Treat people with kindness✌️

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Goodable @Goodable]

When the earthquake struck in Turkey, these two nurses dropped everything — to protect innocent newborns.

The whole building was shaking, but they never left the babies' side.

The nurses names are Devlet Nizam and Gazel Çalışkan.

Know their names.

[james hennessy @jrhennessy]

Seriously what was the go with Australian high school teachers of the 2000s and the movie Gattaca

[Vanessa Pratt @vanessapratt]

@Catty_Jones Yes I’m loving it.

[The Shovel @TheShovel]

BREAKING: Dictator Dan has won another democratically run election, in classic dictator style #VicVotes2022 https://t.co/G7ARjQek8O

[Vanessa Pratt @vanessapratt]

@ashleypratt Interesting. We didn’t have one today even though school is a voting booth because we can’t afford the TIL.

[Vanessa Pratt @vanessapratt]

Very excited as I just identified the source of a bad smell in the kitchen I had been searching for - a liquified piece of pumpkin in the fridge. Yep this is where my life is at right now.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

“The King has asked me to become Prime Minister because this nonsense has gone on long enough.”

[Vanessa Pratt @vanessapratt]

One of my students told me today that BJ might be back in when Truss goes. What the actual F. I thought he must be mistaken but apparently not…

[Vanessa Pratt @vanessapratt]

@TheMrDAprano See if you can find @ashleypratt

[Vanessa Pratt @vanessapratt]

👸 ☠️ 🤴

[Titus O'Reily @TitusOReily]

Be reasonable. We need to give Wayne Carey a 19,459th chance.

[Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays]

Russia... it still produced the single greatest dashcam video ever made

[Mark Humphries @markhumphries]

So you’re telling me we had a botched vaccine rollout and no RATs despite apparently having two health ministers?

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Right. This is the whole theory behind “no one is above the law.” It’s a very important tenant of liberal democracy.

[Interesting @interestingaf]

I will never think of rock paper scissors the same way again.