⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️

I’m sorry I have no more bread for you.

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

do u fw girls who turn evil when they get overstimulated

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

If you don’t want to stop and read the historical site plaques then you’re not fucking coming

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

Unfortunately I think Bill Skarsgård is my dream man :(

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

!!!!!!

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i hate how traumatized everyone is from dating.
like it’s actually so sad

[vivian @blewmarine]

when life gets so bad u have to focus on pilates and female friendship

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

Making bad decisions in my 30s & I need advice. What happened to post secret? My sane friends no longer will put up w my shit.

[໊ @sonohoor]

i understand why people go legit insane like i get it

[Kuri @popeyaoiXIV]

getting fomo from the conclave

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

I need someone to talk to about Mr. Milchick ☹️

[trash jones @jzux]

iced coffee on an empty stomach when you’re already kind of in a weird mood

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

Me when someone asks why I have 17 jars of Vaseline near and around me at all times.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The inventor of Vaseline was such a firm believer in its medicinal properties that he claimed to have eaten a spoonful of it a day; During a bout of pleurisy in his 50s, he ordered his nurse to cover him from head to toe in the substance, and soon recovered. He lived to be 96.

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

Zac Efron kind of looks like he ate Jeff Probst and is slowly morphing into him but his age is wrong? You know.

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

What the FUCK is the difference between tennis and pickle ball?! PLEASE

[⚡️car seat french fry ⚡️ @vanh4ley]

Happy Friday. Why is Joe Jonas being so weird?

[Lazgar Lockman; artificer, blacksmith, goofball @Lazgar_lockman]

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