Yavuz 🇫🇷🇨🇭

TIP/Atheist/Feminist/LGBTQ+ ally/Secular republican/ManC Fan/Always suspected.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷

Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale.

Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟡⚫️ EXCLUSIVE: Borussia Dortmund reach verbal agreement to sign Ethan Nwaneri from Arsenal, here we go!

Season long loan agreed from Arsenal as Nwaneri said yes to this possibility overnight.

BVB sources confirm salary will be entirely covered by the Geeman club.

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: GTA 6 story will "stop" if you don't have enough in-game cash to continue

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The 2027 Met Gala exhibit dedicated to John Galliano has been cancelled after his past racist and antisemitic comments resurfaced.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A baby pet donkey was shot and killed by police during a search for a missing person

HeeHaw ran toward officers braying and was shot by an officer who claimed he felt threatened

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: US Army Secretary Dan Driscoll submits resignation amid tensions with Secretary of War Pete Hegseth

[logan 🍊₊˚⊹♡ @lilgeminibby]

heavy is the cock that carries the balls

[Nostos @NostosLit]

― Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Dancing Triangle Pumped Up Kicks Tongo (2020)

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Xbox’s boss dodged a question about whether The Elder Scrolls 6 will be a console exclusive

She smiled and replied: “It’s a beautiful game”

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Our Plan A from the start.

[Ashley says abolish countries. @littlegnome16]

I love tennis.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Mykhaylo Mudryk to Tottenham, here we go! Everything agreed also on personal terms.

Mudryk joins #THFC on paid loan and also understand there will be a 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 not mandatory in the agreement.

The Ukrainian will re-join De Zerbi. 🇺🇦

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Went for the handy nasty, got the han dynasty instead

[Pop Base @PopBase]

29 years ago today, the world lost Princess Diana.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Study reveals Gen Z workers are roughly twice as likely as older workers to call out sick when they aren’t actually ill.