Max

hate-tweeting through the crippling anxiety provided by my favorite local sports teams.

[Chris Cote @__ChrisCote]

I’m now hearing LeBron is going to Philadelphia.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@PeteThamel I was wondering what @stugotz790 was up to these days.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@sondraa @NjTank99 it’s pronounced hymen.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@jeremytache marlins talk tomorrow?

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

We have re-signed Gary Trent Jr.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@b_satnan @ZaslowShow @gregcote @LeBatardShow you know about that intellectual property claim?

[Max @vanhaverenm]

I am begging @PabloTorre to find out about the gary trent contract.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

eat shit, jon horst.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@vodkalemonades sponsored by kalshi?

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@squaresense feels like a good fit given our new timeline as a franchise - could always flip him down the road for more capital.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@jeremytache @billygil

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@CyrtHogg fair.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@Dom_Cotroneo he should be upset with himself for completely over-managing that inning.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@squaresense it’s been in his drafts since last may, all he has to do is hit send.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

nah we good.

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

Sources: Tyler Herro is thrilled about a fresh start and playing for his hometown team the Milwaukee Bucks. Herro always envisioned returning home at some point during his NBA career.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

what a bunch of performative bullshit.

[Giannis Antetokounmpo @Giannis_An34]

Legends don’t chase. They attract 💯😎

[Max @vanhaverenm]

alright well I guess @ZaslowShow still takes the thrown, my apologies.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

the only person who enjoys being cucked more than @ZaslowShow is pat riley.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@JakeLFischer couple of gueyes cuttin’ it up.

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@MichaelRyanRuiz it’s pronounced ‘jordon’

[Max @vanhaverenm]

@jgauthier_23