@priyatonin Wouldn't Elon work better? He's large but also he's a fat fuck with no muscle and he has bad mobility. You could kick him in the balls and he'd collapse on the floor
I had a friend once, long time ago.
Typical conspiracy guy of its time, before it was even memed.
He told me once a guy posted about an event coming that was going to wipe everyone's brains into mush, making everyone on earth baby brained babbling flesh vessels. He said "this guy doesn't bullshit."
And then said there's one way to avoid getting mushbrained by the radio pulse from the earth's core or whatever. Protective metal to block it, which coincidentally aluminum was good enough.
He insisted that it was going to be how to stay safe and function in the new coming world. He was still standoffish about wearing a tin foil hat but he was genuinely set on not being mushbrained.
So he lined a hat with foil, just like this. He was prepared and wanted me to know that the new world is going to be people like us, surrounded by playing laying on the ground soiling themselves.
Then the day came and I hung out with him and he forgot to wear his hat. He was right. We're all babybrained mushpeople now.
@RawrOfTheEmo *stops time* *sticks my weiner in your mouth* *leaves it in for approximately 7 minutes and 17 seconds* *unstops time* describe the taste in your mouth to me like how a sommelier would describe wine