Bhanu

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Simple tests. Take a simple test in America. See if it’s leaked twice. Ask if the dude who runs that department still has a job. Another simple test. See if their top leaders directly address the deaths of students. Final test, what kind of idiot asks American citizens questions about India instead of asking the Indian govt questions as a citizen?

[Melissa Reddy @MelissaReddy_]

Imagine if those that attacked Jude Bellingham’s character at every opportunity and actively campaigned for him to be left out of England’s World Cup squad actually got their way…

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

more statements than trophies this season

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Nobody, Sky sports tomorrow morning: “Do you think it’s okay for Jude Bellingham to score goals despite Kane being on the field?”

[La Liga Systems @janufooty]

Depth in the backline was the recurring issue for the last 3 years

In fact you could stretch that even longer if you wanted to, all the way to Militao's forced breakout season what was that 19/20?

Dont complain about defensive depth. Let them figure out who starts, who cares.

[Luka #IHateFootball @PrimeLuka10]

Igor plays like a fat Mbappe

[Bhanu @vanityroll]

@meskudi_lfc @Zeusform @GalacticosEra @nerazzurriSoci_ @TuttoMercatoWeb So playing in brazil he was 60m but in France it decreased to 40m, sure.

[Bhanu @vanityroll]

@Hamzy0402 @BobEndrickk @cjay_crypt00 The team with more possession will always have less blocks, tackles and interceptions. Tchouameni is quite lazy, barely tries to find a good pass anymore and the only time he was decent was when he was playing as a defender.

[Ⓔ𝔈🇦🇱 @ErviRMA]

Me liking every Mbappe hate tweet tonight

[Bhanu @vanityroll]

@andruchk @twotwentyfree When?? All I’ve seen is criticism regarding his lack of chance creation.

[meritocrasia🕊️🚫🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷🇺🇸🇳🇱🇩🇪 @pato_lqc]

Me perdí 10 años de esto todos los fines de semana a cambio de 6 meses buenos de "James"

[Vaibhav Hatwal ◟̽◞̽ 🤧 @vaibhav_hatwal]

Valverde at home celebrating Barca's goal thinking that’s his team

[Kaizer ♨️ @KaizerRMA]

You won't be laughing when Jude puts Pedri in the Walls of Jericho this Sunday AT BACKLASSHHHHH

[notQsl1ck @QuintonN0804]

@Asensii20

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

When it hits you: years of paying 30% tax and not a rupee back when you’re out of a job.

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

[Anushri Anand @Anushri_26]

@flyspicejet Extremely disappointed with the delay in my refund.

PNR: O7ZKQB
Refund initiated: March 15, 2026
Amount: ₹39,792
It has now been over 9 days, beyond the promised 7 working days, and I still haven’t received the refund.

#SpiceJet #RefundDelay

[Ken @K3N3_X]

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favorite team wins?

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

arteta in school when his teacher told him to go stand in the corner of the room