Jan Vaughan

Appropriating the meaning of woman since, well, birth. Feminist, book lover.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@babybeginner You have been so patient. What fabulous parents you have been for Bruiser to find. ❤️

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@MuseumPeekFrean Just a plain ordinary digestive every time.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback Good to see you getting out Tim. This heat is particularly brutal when you struggle to breathe. You are smashing it.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback From my lefty perspective in the 1980s, I always saw the Green Party as pretty much right wing. Although I agreed with the 'green' policies. some of their other policies were, to me, pretty bloody fascist. Having been always a lefty, being called a fascist by the Greens is weird.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback Mashed up boiled egg with salt pepper and salad cream. None of your fancy mayonnaise. Or Philadelphia and tomato. 🍅

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback Oh dear. I hope there is nothing untoward. Wishing you a speedy going home. And your carer sounds like a good human.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback You are a survivor and an inspiration on two fronts Tim. To survive and be so positive is just bloody marvelous. Roll on Tim, life is for full English breakfasts. You and Harold can take on the world.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback The arrival of Harold is imminent! You will get used to it Tim. And just think of all the breakfasts. And the Portuguese tarts. Freedom will be yours.

[Tim (still totally unremarkable) @forwardnotback]

Me in defence of the Starmer led @UKLabour government
Reposts appreciated and welcome

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback Thank you Tim. It is good to hear from someone sensible. Some people forget politics is an important part of our lives. Not some bloody playground fight where if you upset someone their bigger brother will come beat you up. I miss grown up politics.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback What will you call your walker? Mine are Annie and Roy. There must be some fabulous politician with the surname Walker you could use. Harold! A Doncaster MP too.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback Aww Tim, you are looking so much healthier than you were. It is fabulous to see the improvement after such a horrific time for you and your family

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback When I am very tired but need to go out I will use a walker. One at my daughters called Roy, another at home called Annie. Most of the time I am ok just with a stick, but if I have had a cold or the weather is changing, then I need to be able to sit for a while. Ways and means.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback How dare they! No pudding and custard. Do they not know who you are!

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@stueymaco I think he may have been ripped off. Should there still not be scars? Two weeks after surgery surely everything has not healed that quickly. And the fact he looks exactly the same. Poor bloke. I think they just hynotised him and put him to sleep for two weeks.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback I think the forecast for this weekend is much nicer than today. Fingers crossed you manage to get some sunshine on your face ☀️

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback I hope all goes well. Be very much better soon

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@andycomfort Fabulous news Andy. Now your Mother-in-Law can recuperate in peace.

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback Snack is easy, cheese and biscuits. Dinner probably the risotto. But lunch I would want something lighter. I would probably go for the crackers and cheese for lunch. Get very much better soon Tim

[Jan Vaughan @vanjaughan]

@forwardnotback 😳. Well you can remind them your sense of humour might also be ‘very ill’