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[mess @vanness_shmess]

Photo dump of my most recent pictures :) https://t.co/fZtdFFqPvT

[mess @vanness_shmess]

My favorite part was when everyone on Tik Tok would say, “shoobie doobie”

[Velempini Ndlovu @VelempiniN]

English: I am broke

NIV: I don't have money.

KJV: Henceforth let it be known unto thee, that thy pocket of my garment consist of nothing but emptiness.

[Rue @scusemerue]

Me remembering I forgot to cancel my free trial https://t.co/ftUm3wdBzg

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

cannot stop thinking about this tulip bouquet hot air balloon

[☠︎︎ 𝕮𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔞 ☠︎︎ @ColdNippz]

This could be us but you playin

[ً @stfufeeIs]

i said text me when you get home safely

[mess @vanness_shmess]

Oh, hey there :)

[Ruben310 @Ruben310]

My relationship with @Disneyland right now....

#Disneyland #Disneylandtickets #Recalculating

[mess @vanness_shmess]

One day someone said this is how we fold towels now and everyone said, ok.

[mess @vanness_shmess]

I love me a good lazy day with my pup 🐶💤

[AlishaMarie @ALISHAMARIE]

i laughed wayyyy too hard at this

[𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞 🌈✨ @adorexjas]

whoever normalized $65 hoodies and $80 sweatpants needs to be castrated

[mess @vanness_shmess]

The boys really got me a cake and sang happy birthday 🥺

[mess @vanness_shmess]

Tim Allen is the best Santa

[Josh @nogagreflexx]

When they call “uno” but you have a draw 4 waiting for them

[mess @vanness_shmess]

@Jameliatijani @xxonata Me when I’m trying to return something at the store

[mess @vanness_shmess]

Everyone in this work meeting is so cute with their girlie cups and dresses while I show up with my Rick and Morty cup and my Jurassic Park t-shirt