Wainaina Mburu

Wĩyethe, wĩmenye, ũteithĩke na ũteithie Nyũmba yaku, Rũrĩrĩ na Bũrũri

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

One thing Cristiano Ronaldo's legacy has taught me is that it's better to lose with honor than to win by deceit. Ronaldo was never handed a World Cup the way Messi was. No matter where life takes me, Cristiano Ronaldo will always be my GOAT. 🐐

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Kwa strict families nywele ikianza ku grow more than average mzazi huassume sasa umeacha kuvuta bangi ume elevate hadi kuuza

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Sometimes a man disappears, not because he stopped caring, but because he can't afford to keep pretending he's okay.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

BREAKING NEWS!

[Chief 🇰🇪 @Nzukiiii]

Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

If you can't marry the one you damaged, you will marry the one others damaged. It's called crop rotation in agriculture my brother.

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Canada to Xenophobia FC "Noooooo noooooo goo beck to your kentry" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Hii haifai kupita mtu wa murima😂💀

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

Everyone has a million problems until they lose their health.

Then they have only one.

Health is the real luxury. Stay grateful.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[scar @imfat]

never fucking quit.

life flips insanely fast.

[CHOBOS™ @SangKip4]

To be able to afford such and retire early

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

That’s why traveling and reading is non negotiable for a man.

[Eünæh @YaGal_Eunndrio]

High school kulikuwa na Hawa walimu walikuwa na accent na bado ndio walikuwa wanainsist kudictate notes...mkiwa lesson ya chem mnasikia njahe n njambi heated 300 degrees and 400 degrees respectively. Unapenduka kuliza desky hao ni akina nani kumbe alimanisha jar A and Jar B lmfao

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

Did the government notify anybody that it would picket today and #OccupyAllRoads?

[edward buri @edward_buri]

The system is upset that you still remember June 25. It is even more disturbed that your memory is not vague, but graphic —that you remember what happened that day, what followed in its wake, and what has continued to unfold ever since. This was not to be remembered.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Ruto amedanganya hadi anashangaa ni nani huyo KTN wanaoneshana akidanganyana.

Anaona kama si yeye.

😭😭

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Naezataka power kama iyo ya Gideon. Yani a whole president can do you nothing, unamfinya analia online kama wakenya wengine😂😂😂

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

@WilliamsRuto @Pettikim Uncle, kwani the people who draft your statements have abandoned you? Please don’t lose your mind before 2027. We need you to experience the wrath of the people in your right state of mind!! Vumilia tu kidogo. WANTAM!!!

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

Sasa sema bila kutoa bubbles.