Greg Lutz

I like cats, Survivor, Star Wars, Game of Thrones, HGTv, .NET software development, theme parties, board games, bad movies, Christmas music, science, facts

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

That "Hometel" (home + hotel) on #UgliestHouse was cheating!

So a family buys a hotel and wishes to renovate it in the future so they preemptively call it a "house". Of course it doesn't work as a house before you renovate.
#UgliestHouseInAmerica

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

@4LloydChristmas @westerosies Its fantasy, not reality.

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

@dustyslay As a fan of pop, rock and country music (because I like catchy melodies) I've never understood the segregation. It's as if some people are just banjo phobic that some songs country are literally just pop songs with a banjo in the background.

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

@HallmarkPlus @Hallmark @tyler_hynes @IamLaceyChabert @WendieMalick @LeaKThompson @DennisHaysbert Discovery+ had content from Discovery, Food, HGTV and probably a few others and they couldn't survive. What makes anyone think Hallmark+ has a chance?

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

@HallmarkPlus @Hallmark @tyler_hynes @IamLaceyChabert @WendieMalick @LeaKThompson @DennisHaysbert When will Hallmark+ just be merged with Paramount, Max, Peacock, or Disney+

Girl, we all know it's inevitable.

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

Perhaps just like "My Lottery Dream Home", this show is an accurate depiction of what Americans truly dream for-

A basic white and gray house with good resale value.

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

I consider 100 Day Dream Home to be the worst show on HGTV. I've probably watched more hours of HGTV than any other human so I feel qualified to say this. here's why🧵

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

I could never do the show because if I was building my dream house for like 3 million dollars I would insist on waiting for the backsplash tile to come in.

Your team can finish everything else in 100 days but I'm not settling for something quick from Home Depot just for the show

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

Even if it means we'll come in 2 weeks to finish cause we got another job. I don't understand why anyone would compromise product for time. Gotta live with the house for years, what's another few days or weeks.

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

If I couldn't get the counters I wanted because my contractor couldn't wait 1 more day/reschedule then I have a bad contractor #redflag #WhyTheHeckDidIBuyThisHouse

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

"We can't match the stain so the wood panel walls have to be painted"

Translation: HGTV would not allow us to show a renovation with wood panel walls, sorry can only be white

#WhyTheHeckDidIBuyThisHouse #hgtv

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@SomaKazima When you buy the matching bedroom set

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The oldest documentation of the #12daysofChristmas illustrated the 5 golden rings with jewelry. Not birds. Don't listen to people trying to rewrite history. Plus, they never explain how 8 maids a milking is birds, so...

[Greg Lutz @vanslyker]

@NeilBreen @RowHouseCinema in Pittsburgh would be perfect to screen Breen