C.

[Zeynep @zeyneppcm]

Yeğenimin cipsini yemeyim diye benden saklamışlar. Ciddi ciddi çocuğun cipsini yiyeceğimi düşünmüşler. Neyse ki buldum

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

nothing could have prepared me for the tree

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

Gum technology has completely stagnated. No progression in decades. The flavor should last minimum 8 hours by now. Ludicrous

[ter @seal_farts]

you ever meet someone and realize they’ve been getting away with this personality for years

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[Yaman @erymngk]

annanem uyuyabiliyoken uyuyun derdi….ne demek istedigini anliyorum..

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

[C. @vanvleesenbloed]

this

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[eda @oluruyok]

cocukken buyumek istemek ne kadar buyuk bi aptallikti ya tek derdin odev yapmak aq derdin ne yani buyuyup napican

[C. @vanvleesenbloed]

@tony_bagz another glitch in the matrix, gravity is higher today apparently

[C. @vanvleesenbloed]

@tony_bagz lol haha

[C. @vanvleesenbloed]

@Daractenus all glitches in the matrix

[İbrahim @iboholmes]

Eğer bir sinek olsaydım bu olay kesin benim başıma gelirdi

[27. @dimvji]

all roads eventually lead back to the interests you had as a child

[C. @vanvleesenbloed]

@Favwontmiss Dark grey

[C. @vanvleesenbloed]

@offbeatorbit I sign under this statement

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

People get on planes just to cough and sneeze

[Lenny Biessmann @Lenny_Biessmann]

Bei inneren Kindern gibt es nichts von Ratiopharm.
https://t.co/IDa16YQoVo

#innereskind #psychotherapie