kacchan on top, riding the hell out of izuku and he’s actually doing a really good job, :c ofc he is, he’s a pro… but he’s also getting super overwhelmed and overstimulated. it causes his heart monitor to beep a little faster which freaks izuku out and makes him flip them over,
#sasunaru omegaverse with pregnant naruto, where sasuke is worried about how big naruto’s belly keeps getting each month. He randomly asks if this much is normal, or if he ejected too much of his seed into naruto that his omega is pregnant with dozens of pups now.
#sasunaru naruto who stays the runt of the pack. he’s smaller than everyone else by a few inches, always yelling about being the average height when people bring up the difference.
it doesn’t help that his best friend sasuke is huge, those tall uchiha reining supreme.
#hiita
"Yuuji, did you see my..." Higuruma pauses when he sees the boy making breakfast, wearing a shirt far too big for him
"Your- your what?"
"...my work shirt"
"Uh, no," Yuuji lies, "I'm pretty sure I put it in your wardrobe?"
Sighing, Hiromi wraps his arms around him,
dkbk first time with experienced izuku and a virgin katsuki… katsuki who lays there with his eyes scrunched close, patiently waiting for izuku to move and touch him. he opens them when nothing happens and finds izuku staring at him, mesmerized and with his lips parted in awe..
#dkbk kats who gets nipple piercings cause he saw that izk liked a pic of a shirtless guy with nipple piercings like 3 years ago and he knows they’ll suit him cause EVERYTHING suits him and it’ll look good with his ginormous tits
his plan works because one day they are on
#joongdok
idol kdj hiring bodygaurd yjh bc of multiple stalker incidents, while yjh himself is also a stalker but is all like “yeah but im not even a stalker becuase i /actually/ know him so its ok and we’re basically dating anyway” while idolja is completely oblivious