Moniker Blewinski

For in my mouth there's a Hurricane.

[Moniker Blewinski @Vapid_Cunt]

I've finally told my family that they're gay.

[GungaTits® @GungaTits]

[1992]
Bill Clinton: “I smoked pot but I did not inhale.”

[2026]
Bill Clinton: “I fucked kids but I did not eat them.”

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

This Walmart needs a
Self-Destruct Button.

[𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇 𝕏 @1_swarthy_dude]

I just learned there’s a dog named “Kevin” at the dog-park I go to, so please respect my privacy during this difficult time. 🫤

[Benny 'Fire & Air' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Look to comedians for truth.

And politicians for comedy.

[GungaTits® @GungaTits]

I’m like the sommelier of eating ass.

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Beastie Boys didn't fight for your right to party so you could drink Michelob ultra

[Fart Jigga @J_J_Allin]

Just once I’d like to hear a UFC fighter thank Satan for the win during his post fight interview.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Your selfies cured me of my sex addiction.

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

I intend to make better mistakes next year.

[Fart Jigga @J_J_Allin]

Make Insider Trading Illegal Again!

[𝐵𝓇𝑜𝒻𝑒𝓈𝓈𝑜𝓇 𝕏 @1_swarthy_dude]

Ozempic® just be out there all like:

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

All cars are self driving when you have narcolepsy

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

The lone sex trafficker theory.

[GungaTits® @GungaTits]

Antisemitism was the real cause of Jeffrey Epstein’s death.

[Fart Jigga @J_J_Allin]

The Chicago fires never happened.

[ALWAYS WILIN @AlwaysWILINN]

Stop letting bitches with no dad tell u what a real man is

they don't know shit

[Joe @sandjoeman]

Sex so good, I almost tell your mom about it.

[GungaTits® @GungaTits]

I heard that Joe Biden has past away and that his conscience was successfully uploaded into the latest robot model and that he is indeed planning a run for the 2028 election:

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

It’s Adam and Eve, not Dave & Buster’s

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Beer should be free if you’re sad