Victoria Jolliffe

Winter skier, summer raver - slightly curtailed by my 3 kids!! But I do my best 😍

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Don’t think I’ll ever tire of this tune.

[𝐙𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚'𝐬 𝐌𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐢𝐞 @ZappasMuzzie]

Massive Attack "Unfinished Sympathy", Liverpool 29/11/2024. Biblical.

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

@terrystuckshop I tell you what’s depressing - the amount of people from that time who were part of ‘the scene’ who’ve now turned into right-wing f*ckwits.

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

No phones!!! And I tell you what, those guys look like they’re having way more fun than all the kids videoing @davidguetta’s ‘show’ at Ushuaia last Monday. Know where I’d rather be.

[Ibiza Club News @IbizaClubNews]

No phones at Solid Grooves. 📵

Michael Bibi requested no phones at DC10 this season, and hands were firmly in the air. 🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏻‍♀️

It’s a hot debate this year on this island, with David Guetta announcing he was all for phones on his residency.

What do you think, phones, or no phones?

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

@NoContextHumans @johnjkcm

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

👍 Waitrose #billericay @BylineTimes

[Omoba of Ijare 🌍 @afrolinguist]

iPhone found on a Piccadilly line train at Kings Cross Saint Pancras station last night (around 4am this morning!) Phone was dead so it’s currently charging. Please retweet so I can return to owner

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Well this has ruined my day 🙁

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Oh! I have this in my loft.

[Geoff @AsgardRoot]

Yeah, okay Oxfam. That’s totally normal.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Places on Earth that don't look real - thread 🧵

1. Namibia, where the desert meets the ocean

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

@garethklose They’re still there though, spreading their toxic bulls&£t around to the naive. Ah well, free speech and all that.

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

I wish Twitter had an option to ‘get this fu**wit off my timeline’ instead of ‘not interested in this post’. There are some real w*nkers given too much visibility.

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Did I misunderstand the ending of #BarbieMovie ? Did she end up just wanting to be a mum??

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

@Ocado @marksandspencer Thanks, will do

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Hello @marksandspencer, I have some food I ordered through @Ocado that I wish to make a complaint about. Can you let me know who I should contact please?

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Tune ❤️

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Whichever party you want, just vote. And make sure it’s not the Tories 😘

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

🚨 WARNING 🚨

Lots of people didn't vote in the 2016 referendum because the polls were saying they didn't need to.

So don't let all the forecasts saying the Tories will be wiped out, make you or anyone you know stay home.

I don't care who you vote for.
JUST VOTE!
#GE2024

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Was this the one you went to @johnjkcm?

[Max Tundra @MaxTundra]

Take a moment to bask in the majesty of this ludicrous line-up. (I was there! Were you?)

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

@STEcopywriting Poundland Billericay today.

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Useful info

[Victoria Jolliffe @varabella]

Er, how does that work? Irony, much?

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

BREAKING: Police considering banning march for Armistice on Armistice Day due to pressure from 'free speech' advocates