NotoriousSJV (she/her)

Sports/biz lawyer. Adjunct, UOregon SPM. Yale, Nike, MLB alum. Borrowed Brooks Robinson's uniform for Halloween 1975. Jane Austenite. I contain multitudes.

[NotoriousSJV (she/her) @vardley]

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I heard on the news that George Floyd was suspected of trying to pass a counterfeit $20 at a convenient store.
About three years ago the staff at Victor's Cafe in Manhattan stopped me on my way out of the restaurant and accused me of passing a counterfeit $100. /1

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@arriola_real @Dudley4Oregon Seems to me that the real issue for you people is that you can't win an election unless you suppress voting. You *know* aliens aren't voting, but you claim they are because you need an excuse to make voting more difficult. Because otherwise YOU CAN'T WIN.

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it's the 100th day of shoes on my free Substack, Shoes of the Day. Today we're considering a pair of Nikes that helped change my life.

https://t.co/E7QPdJgpUw

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If I ever have only one minute to live, I hope they time it on my washing machine.

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@Kwade79 @akafaceUS Too late! We already sent childishness abroad so many times.

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Paging @JeffBezos

https://t.co/kRRkvm6Z5T

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@Sassafrass_84 Yes. Usually it was later than midnight, though, maybe 1 or 2 am.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Downtown Minneapolis right now.

It’s -10° and the streets are on FIRE🔥.

When people march in this cold, it’s not a protest.

It’s a message.

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@thegridkid the site isn’t tracking scores properly. I lost a Genius the other day because when I reopened it 2/3 of my words were gone. Same thing just happened tonight

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@teamtrump47 @WhiteHouse @POTUS I'm always happy when military families are taken care of. But that money is coming out of military housing funds. Out of one pocket, into another. He would sell you out if he thought it would make him more popular. He's still the guy who called the military "suckers and losers."

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@BankofAmerica I've been a customer for almost 28 years and I am outraged that BofA would sponsor some bullshit like this. Feminism is the reason women can carry BofA credit cards and loans and mortgages. FEMINISM DOUBLED YOUR POTENTIAL CUSTOMER BASE. WTF were you thinking?

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@Matt_Pinner Cheers. Bonanza. Gunsmoke.

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@UPS My pickup request for 5 packages was confirmed but you never showed up! I just put in a new request. Any chance you will show up tomorrow????

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This was so beautiful

[NFL @NFL]

Never seen a hand-off on a pick-6 this smooth

BALvsCIN on CBS/Paramount+
https://t.co/HkKw7uXVnt

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@joncoopertweets “Time to take away grandpa’s car keys”

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@DisrespectedThe Cybertruck

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@muccif @Variety Wow, you’re Canadian?! when I saw that ignorant comment I assumed you were American.

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@MichaelJames357 @NickKristof Like Melania Trump?

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10

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@LucasSa56947288 Presumably she has a passport. She is free to move someplace where they have one.

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@dieworkwear I'd love to hear what you have to say about this