chris de cruz

occasionally talks to fruit

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@CodeBeard Wordle 212 3/6

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@ProfCorn Definitely needs a Queen’s English toggle

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@rshotton @sketchplanator But what do you do when the lock door/star-jump combo becomes habitual? :)

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@rshotton If you take a reading of Spoon as ‘sliver or small piece’ it’s comparable in meaning to ‘cutlet’

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@nickalder Those bastard sharks though.

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@MuzzyHillbilly True, at least they’ve been even handedly lenient

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@MuzzyHillbilly That Stevie Wonder school of officiating though

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@awhowlin @StephHowlin @dandecruz Sláinte!

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@jayrajdev had the same thing. wonder if any john smiths got it? 🤔

[Dr. Death Metal @TheUnshored]

Hey Metal Twitter -

I encourage you to read this note all the way to the end.

There is not a black metal song on earth that contains the absolute seething, pitiless hatred contained within this note I found at a Michigan antique store.

[democracy diva @democracydiva]

Mark Zuckerberg created a website to rank his female classmates by their appearance and it ended up destroying democracy, in case you're wondering about the consequences of toxic masculinity

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@MuzzyHillbilly Book: scavenges from the fallen. Film: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@rezaaslan @Carlsonsports

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@doctorow Alzheimer’s bro

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@tobyfeakins @rich_kirk

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@doctorow These occasional hexeosis posts serve as a welcome 5min space out for me every time. Thanks @doctorow for the public service.

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@Mattjackson_88 @NFL @NFLUK @UKEagles_ No joy with the amazon app for over a week, contacted support - no response. iPhone app seems to work intermittently. Not a hugely encouraging start to the season though...

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@TheSonicMole @CodeBeard

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@nickalder Ads ruin everything don’t they? Almost makes you question your life choices.