MDS with MPN characteristics

chief of pathology at Outside Community Hospital Medical Center. glass pusher. cell counter. has never gotten oil on the 40x.

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

shout out to the one local PCP that orders flow cytometry to work up lymphocytosis without a heme/onc referral.

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

if your patient has a chronically elevated ALC, presents with an infection, and you call their leukocytosis likely reactive, i am judging you

[Mr. Birthday @chasedbywasps]

I met my wife on MyChart

[Michael Albert, MD @MichaelAlbertMD]

A modified nutrition curriculum for med students will have zero impact on public health.

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

empty case queue, empty flow queue, empty FISH queue. such a good feeling

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

a friend and previous co-fellow from training is joining my practice. cannot be more stoked.

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

always fun to catch GC reactivity with H pylori IHC

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

cathartically ordering 5 levels on every block of an abysmally grossed LEEP from the local reference lab

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

@GunnarOfRivia outside is a hell of a drug

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

pt/ot note subjectives are unsurpassed in medical chart comedy

[Isi Breen @isaiah_bb]

It’s funny the way American Jews defend Israel, because if you talk to your average Israeli and say “Israel is an apartheid state” they’ll say something like “yes, isn’t it great?”

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why does this guy always talk like a World of Warcraft npc

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

@Emaperidol idk what standard of care is, but rheum eventually weighed in and said unlikely CAPS. for context, this was in a community (non-tertiary care) hospital

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

i’d personally try to transfer out a case of suspected seronegative catastrophic APS without hospital rheumatology coverage, but what do i know

[MDS with MPN characteristics @VariantLymph]

i guess he’s uncanceled now

[kos @kostancaaa__]

seahawk may not be a real animal but it is a bird, so as always, go birds

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Barbz babies getting the bag 💸

[Jimmy King @Jimmyking35]

Someone is flying around City Hall tail whipping in a little buggy to Olivia Dean’s ‘Man I Need’. Philadelphia is the best city in the world and you can’t convince me otherwise