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new year, new bathroom mirror, same training regimen

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mentally preparing myself for the tsunami of "see you next year" jokes by smiling and saying "good one" in the bathroom mirror

[Skoog @Skoog]

the inventor of cereal:

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@Skoog I think this is a great cold open actually. Say it, wave off replies while guzzling a kombucha, belch, and drop the contract. "You can email it to me, I'm out"

[des_linden @des_linden]

I hate to give too much info to the competition but my Trials race day strategy is:

Patience for 20
Pacheco for 6.2

#cocainebear mode 🫡

[Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy]

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen an unmarked pile of dirt in this franchise

[gaz @gazpachomachine]

I went viral on linkedin and now I have over 2,000 jobs

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mentally preparing myself for the tsunami of "see you next year" jokes by smiling and saying "good one" in the bathroom mirror

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my gf forgot to lock the door of my enclosure today . i could have run away but i love her

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@realmoeruss @TMobile Bravo

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What's it called when a brand needs to break up with another brand? Because... we kinda maybe need to break up with @TMobile over the way they're improperly billing one our employees.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Follow me for reasons I will divulge at a later date

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

me every six or so months

[margarita mom @gorbachevrolet]

smoking 6 cigarettes per day to prepare for my new york trip

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

they never make shampoo and conditioner for nice hair. it’s always like “for frizzy, dull, lifeless, sad and pathetic hair”

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@violinbee01 Quindarius Maximiliano Day duh

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@jazz_inmypants this happened with our tushy actually

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@applesavage aim high

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@applesavage 1:30pm

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@ChynnaTown11 @elonmusk “Good grief!” groaned the ones who had [checks] at the first.

“We’re still the best [Tweeters] and they are the worst.

But, now, how in the world will we know,” they all frowned,

“If which kind is what, or the other way round?”