@BlowhardEsq@NickBryantNY Woodstock was attended by college kids and youthful hippies, not the (allegedly) well-educated, elite core of the federal government. But, y'know, I guess...tomato, tomahto...
Q from the @varsity_drag van: IF you just repaired your busted brake light in the parking lot of the AutoZone in [redacted] Wisconsin--using the only tool that was handy, i.e. mini vice grips from a fishing tackle box...
do you FINALLY count as a "real" American yet, or not? ;-)