lily!!

she/her

[lily!! @vaselinemindd]

guys I hate: elon musk, mr schue from glee
guys I love: trader joe, the dude who threw a shoe at george bush

[lily!! @vaselinemindd]

Tampon: in
World: out

[dumile @esdumile]

yo llegando al trabajo: loco tengo que retomar la actividad física cuando salga de acá mi cuerpo mi templo!!!!

yo un microsegundo después de entrar al trabajo: uhhhhhhhhh hoy llego a casa y me fumo un mega porro síii

[jules @gaythotgirlson]

i’m ready to be in love again but unfortunately i am not really attracted to anyone and i may be evil

[𝖘𝖆𝖒 🦷 @lesbisam]

all these lame ass tech bros are so obsessed with ai. no one cares about real issues, like creating a strap you can feel

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

Rubbing your belly after eating a satiating meal is one of life's simple pleasures. Other simple pleasures in life include getting so high you get scared, ordering takeout when you have food at home, and digging in your butt

[renata ⚢ central tina kennard @femmeclassics]

lésbicas nos anos 90 em san francisco pela chloe sherman
(minhas fotos favoritas) <33

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[arne ness @arne__ness]

you used to be able to rent a hotel room under a fake name now i need an app to do my damn laundry

[shamir 🌄🔻 toa era @itz_sunfallz]

who up feeling anti-american and radically pro-transgender

[. @likebattleangel]

I think that polyamory was invented by the us government to keep people with septum piercings too preoccupied with petty interpersonal drama to attend food not bombs meetings

[Corey Holland @CoreyHolland]

Describing things to a robot is not a skill. The idea that you'll get "left behind" because you know how to do your own thinking and problem solving is ludicrous.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

what's so interesting about washing the dishes right after you have a meal is how quickly the food goes from being your friend to being your enemy. it's upsetting to me.

[claire @claireyael]

Yes, I’m a woman with a Madonna-Whore Complex.
I love Madonna. I love Whores. I’m Complex.

[Mark Burgess @markburgess_osl]

Only a small exaggeration

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[marquês de pombão @projetodedercy]

a feminilidade é uma prisão e as mais tonhas tem o maior orgulho de pagar o aluguel da cela

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

[🔪 (they/them) @em0dads_]

The No Kings protest was cute at first but we’re at the 5th one now with no change I need yall to start burning shit