travis snowberger

does things.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

"I look horrible"
"no you don't"
"you're right, I'm fucking flawless"

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

@ninjasexparty @onelittlebun

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

Just killed 1 stone with 2 birds. YUSSSSS!

[Jane Does @unconventi]

I pull more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

@majortahn "OH, GEEZ. OH, GEEZ. OH, GEEZ!"

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

Just saw a man wearing a fedora and an ICP shirt. Whaaaaaat!?

[BYZE @BYZE]

Smug prick. She cant even tie shoe laces but wants to teach me, SPANISH?? NAH.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

I met the most amazing woman while I was shopping. Then I woke up. :(

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

1337 af

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

You gotta be a special type of mental to ritualistically go to golden corral.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

I had something funny to say earlier but i waited too long and forgot what it was.

[Kayla Gillette @onelittlebun]

A woman in the parking lot watched me sneeze into my cupped hands so I pretended to release it like a dove.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

My patronus would probably be grumpy cat.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

hiccups, the sneeze's shittier cousin.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

my new plan in life is to eat nothing but cheese so i never have to shit again.

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

it's my birthday and i felt like sharing a few pictures. <3

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

Some people like the taste of pussy. But I like cats too much to eat one. :D

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

don't you just hate when your butt falls off?

[travis snowberger @vashtanaradan]

Getting that WoW itch again...