Vaudeville Viv

Continuing my ancestors’ tradition of Vaudeville Jewery. #NYC #catskills

[B G Gardenia @B_G_Gardenia]

#TrumpGreetingCards so unfair you were just indicted for whatever it is I directed you to do, but remember this: I barely knew you, loser.

[Museums, Art & Historic Sites -Virtual Tours 🌐 @joyofmuseums]

"I am just beginning to understand what it is to paint. A painter should have two lives, one in which to learn, and one in which to practice his art."
https://t.co/H9FgGAlwGx

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Why. Can’t. I. Sit. On. A. Park bench. Without. Someone. Harassing me!!

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

@JohnACecil @theshadowsfx I’m disproportionately grateful for this answer and in simultaneous awe and disgust that Anne Rice addressed this.

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Do vampires poop? An important question from watching What We Do in the Shadows over and over...and over and over and over again. I happily admit I have a problem. @theshadowsfx let me know season 2?

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

@spacebardj I think it’s actually all of them! Definitely literal though

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

I’m sitting under a tree and it’s nuts keep falling all over me

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Oh yeah and #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Aww this is so cute and relatable. My kindergartener also gets this excited and tells me when she plays with the big kids at school 🤗

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I meet and talk to “foreign governments” every day. I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Wales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about “Everything!” Should I immediately....

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

@Bettyzjill I love seeing how these are the things that made us this way!

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

There better be new emojis. I need something good for ASS

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

If I was a dictator I’d outlaw whispering voice-overs in commercials.

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

This nicely sums up why I am who I am.

[80sThen80sNow @80sThen80sNow]

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[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

@AJemaineClement I’m feeling this terrible new emotion of grief. Don’t leave us! Come back soon!

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

As an artist, I spend a lot of time thinking about mediocrity. It’s easier for conventional work to make it in the world, but the rule breakers are who we remember. Another great example @NBCAPBio has been cancelled! Why are networks so afraid of the greats? #SaveAPBio @hulu!

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Has it been noted that Trump cartoonishly exhibits all 7 of the 7 deadly sins on a regular basis? Greed / Pride / Wrath / Sloth / Gluttony / Envy / Lust - and that’s just getting started! We need to add more deadly sins after this presidency #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

I like a man who can get a cab in the rain at rush hour #nyc @MaiselMister

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

There are a lot of actors that look like a Macaulay Culkin brother but are not. I always check the credits during one of these suspicions. Always.

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Just saw an injured bird on the corner, grabbed my phone, dialed @nyc311 to ask about animal control, then saw the bird finally fly and divide into two birds. It was Bird sex all along, such a great day! #nyc

[Vaudeville Viv @vaudevilleviv]

Best news of the week is that I see AC/DC is finally on @Spotify so now I can put all the songs about balls that I want on my summer playlist