vaultofeviluk

Brit Horror Pulp Plus. Breaking the internet wherever we go. Opinions expressed = those of dem, not Vault! (i.e., tragic solo project, etc).

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@ememess I am trying to take comfort in the knowledge that 48% of UK voters do not want this. But yeah. Ashamed, embarrassed is about right

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@ememess @david_hewson I think a combo of 3 and 4.

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

VICTORY: Britons overwhelming vote to make everything worse.

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

#Euref is getting on top of me now. Gonna lose myself in a book and forget about ... oh shit.
#usepens #pencilgate

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@garyswilkinson How come there was no pencil conspiracy surrounding last General Election result, or one before that, or one before ....

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

"I've seen videos that they rub the pencil out" & other #usepens smash hits.
#pencilgate https://t.co/yII07Zh4Rj

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

#VoteLeave have got themselves into a paranoid state over pencils in polling stations.
#PencilGate

[Danny Parker @dparkerchef]

Remember when we used a #pencil to vote in every other general election ever in our fair society and no one was arsed ✏️🙄 #pencilgate

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

#usepens #pencilgate https://t.co/z46R7HeMZS

[Côôps @FuriousCoops]

🙈 I thought someone was wanking furiously in a voting booth but thankfully it was just someone rubbing out pencil votes 🙄
#pencilgate

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

#Usepens "Of course it's fixed" "Follow that ballot box!" "warehouse in South London..." God, this stuff's brilliant https://t.co/QD0uarEzd8

[The DM Reporter @DMReporter]

#BREXIT: The Daily Mail - exploiting conspiracy theories and the paranoia of idiots for over a hundred years.

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@jakdhu @rvkgrapevine Oh yeah, see your point :) In that case, time to unleash the killer jellyfish ...

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@rvkgrapevine Have a care, #ISL. Your longships will be no match for our indigenous marine life. #ENG

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

HELP! https://t.co/QPoZB44Inf

[The Reykjavík Grapevine @rvkgrapevine]

Perhaps #ENG will reconsider this Brexit idea when they realise they #ISL longships are coming and call for allies. #ICELANDSMITES #Euro2016

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@rvkgrapevine It's the draw I feared most! Hel, the Goddess of death prepares to clasp us in her cold blue arms! Vote #Remain Vote #Remain!

[Lars Scholtyssyk @lars_scho]

"We love you!","Don't leave us this way!" and Mr Bean. German dailies pleading for Britain to vote #Remain in #EURef

[Tanit Koch @tanit]

If Britain stays, @BILD will acknowledge the Wembley goal #EUref #Tomorrowspaperstoday @suttonnick

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@LionUnicornNews Breaking news. Unconfirmed reports of a Cheeky flotilla on the Thames. #Reuters

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@LionUnicornNews I expect they're saving all the good stuff for tomorrow.

[vaultofeviluk @vaultofeviluk]

@LionUnicornNews While we're at it. What news, if any, from the Krankies camp?