Charles Vazac

Complexity remover. And yet, will hand-roll some quality SQL.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

"When Third Parties Stop Being Polite... And Start Getting Real"
https://t.co/KpJwMYHECA

In which @nicj and I talk about the perf, compat, and security/privacy issues you should be concerned about when dropping a third-party tag or library into your page. #FluentConf

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

My small contribution to the web platform landed in Chrome Canary! You can now clear and filter server sent events that use native EventSource. 🎇

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

#devsWhoRun

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

My first run as part of the #DevsWhoRun Strava group.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

When you try to create a Strava group that already exists.... #strava #devswhorun

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

My time at Citadel will be coming to a close soon and I'm looking for my next role.

If your org could benefit from a passionate, empathetic, and maniacally thorough software engineer with 25 years of experience building web applications, I'd love to have a chat!

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

The initial build of Chromium took only 2 hr 49 minutes on the new M2! 🚀

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@HenriHelvetica That’s right, I believe that’s called “track back”, a tool I’ve only had to reach for once.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@jayphelps @BenLesh @kenwheeler That uber drive could not conceive of why 4 men would leave Chicago for Schaumburg.

[Jay Phelps @jayphelps]

That one time @BenLesh @kenwheeler @vazac and I got cut off at Medieval Times.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@jayphelps Let's call it "swarm"! https://t.co/LI2N2k8ZCg

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

Feature request for @slack: ability to queue a message for the next time a person pops online. I'd call it "swarm".

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@HenriHelvetica @nikestore @GarminFitness You gotta come to MN!

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@kevinhughes Kinda. But more for-sadness and disappointment.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

What's that feeling called when you struggle with a regex for *several* hours and then write a 5-line for-loop to solve the same problem?

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@BenLesh Agreed - I was just thinking about this today, except I think I said in my head "don't be cute". Be linear and predictable. Think of the inheritor.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

@HenriHelvetica If we're talking about the jacket, that's literally the only reason I'm on this website.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

git pull origin hamster

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

Your same job, but every morning you have to find the right people in the org to get your linux vm un-decommissioned.

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

No one wants to work anymore

[Charles Vazac @vazac]

I had the opportunity to use a GOTO statement to describe an algorithm to other human parents but let it pass for an italicized "repeat".