CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS

James for the growls, Otis for the moans, Smokey for the whines and Marvin for the whole lot put together.

[Big Bird @BigBird]

What a pretty poem @adalimon. I wrote a poem on my own that maybe one day will get to go to space too.

I look up at the sky.
I try to see Jupiter’s moon with my eye.
It’s too far but at least I tried.

[Gibson Johns @gibsonoma]

#LoveIsBlindLIVE

[randy @woahokrandy]

the 3 stages of the edible https://t.co/3lh2MSMBtN

[DJ GOT.A.LOT @DJGotALot]

Knowing they’re married in real life just tickles me

[Andrew @awbnyc]

Watching the aftermath of the Turkey and Syria quakes just underscores the critical work of documenting the built environment. Un-silo-ing building information for rapid assessment stops becoming a commercial endeavor and starts becoming an ethical one. #openbim #bim #aectech

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

@beautyinbraids @iramadisonthree OH YES!!!

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

@lastcallforaj @MediumSizeMeech ooo thank you!

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

@lastcallforaj @MediumSizeMeech Omg no one ever talks about Girl. That movie just spoke to my teenage soul and I would watch on repeat!

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

@JeremyBWhite @katieporteroc Fun fact: I got married in Rossmoor. Best (and cheapest) wedding venue ever! (Thanks to my mom aka a Rossmoor resident)

[thong song enthusiast. @thePLAINESTjane]

Ayo, @BankofAmerica LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING REAL QUICK:

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

ICONIC

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Two women whose sons are getting gay married must outwit, and out-tit each other to throw the grandest gay wedding Santa Barbara has ever seen. SHE’S SO MOTHER streaming only on HBOMax June 2023. We need this NOW!!! #GoldenGlobes

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

@baileymeyers DIASPORA (dee-ah-spor-ahhhh) vs die-ass-prah

[Jake Kaplan @JakeKaplanNY]

when jennifer coolidge plays tanya's twin sister in #WhiteLotus season 3 and she travels to the maldives to spread tanya's ashes the ocean...

[barry pierce @BarryPierce]

obsessed with the person who sent Carl Bernstein into deuxmoi

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

I have tried to explain this so many times to GenZ coworkers. Ut halfway thru I'm like, the look of bewilderment on your face is actually correct l. It was extremely weird

[CRYSTAL SLAUGHTERS @vbay11]

A remarkable thread

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

HOW TO BUY A GOOD CASHMERE SWEATER 🧵

I want to address this comment left by someone in response to my Brick Watch Company tweet. It also gets into something I've been wanting to talk about: how to buy a good cashmere sweater.

[Heather Joelle Boneparth @averagejoelle]

Every kid in America is coughing.

[Dead Oceans @DeadOceans]

‘Food for Worms,’ the new album from @shame & “the Lamborghini of shame records” is out February 24th!

Today the band have released “Fingers of Steel” & announced a headlining tour across the US & Canada as well as some very special UK/EU dates.

https://t.co/C7pYC8C17F