Fanie van Biljon

Husband, Dad, Handyman, Bicycle fanatic

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@MTNzaService please help. I have a 35Mbps home premium account and my upload speed is always under 10mbps. Download is fine, just the upload that sucks.

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@Discovery_SA So at the end of the month when you need your fees, just remember I'll also be working on it with no ETA.

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

How long will your "scheduled" maintenance take @Discovery_SA?

I'm no IT expert but these things are usually done outside of normal business hours.

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

dear @Eskom_SA, seeing as I don't have an account with you, please tell me how I should report a live 11kv hanging loose from a pole on my property? your useless chatbot simply sends me in circles.

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon My introduction to the world of grunge

"Good evening. This is off of our first record. Most people don't own it"

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon The night zoo

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon My mom used to make them round, and called them katkoppe 🤤🤤

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon someone else made (and paid for) my lunchbox sarmies.....

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon Dumb, Nirvana

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon we purpose built a "fancy one" for a race in high school. the most terrible case of arc eyes I've ever had

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon Gesondheid

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

30% percent passrate ekse, you can't even get dates right, no wonder you can't get rid of all the doping.....

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon aandag soek

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon If you ask our fellow countrymen I'm from 🇪🇺 but me, I'm proudly 🇿🇦

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@Discovery_SA as a said to your agent, I don't appreciate having to pay executive premiums and receive sub-par service in return.

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

7 days since the claim was logged.
No feedback on the "assessment outcome"
supplier refuses to provide a copy of the quote
3 agents send out out of office replies, website and whatsapp chats offline, call centre waiting time 20+ min
and @Discovery_SA promised 48h feedback

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

so I've started the cleanup, because if I have to wait for @Discovery_SA Insure, it will still be looking like this when summer starts

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

so I've started the cleanup, because if I have to wait for @Discovery_SA Insure, it will still be looking like this when summer starts

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@willempelserrsg @BarneySimon Toe mens nog Algoa kon luister.....

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@BarneySimon Neil Diamond, Smokey or Klipwerf Boereorkes

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

@Discovery_SA when?

[Fanie van Biljon @vbfanie]

I see your @TAKEALOT and raise you @Discovery_SA Insure who undertakes to provide feedback within 48 hours regarding a claim report/quotation, it's been well over 72 hours and counting

[Brendon Stevens @Skistar15]

Who needs to gamble when instead you can just order from @TAKEALOT and then its completely random if they will actually deliver or not. Arrive on days they say they not arriving and nothing on the days they do....