Vinnie

Bulk ambassador. Professional playlist Creator.

[Vinnie @vdiana1002]

Dairy Queen would rule the world if they sold just the fudge crunch part of their ice cream cakes

[Chris Ferland 🐝 @chris_ferland]

The Texans are 0-7 (counting preseason) since ripping the Terrible Towel in half

[PickensBurgh 🫡 @PickensBurgh]

🚨🚨ANOTHER FAKE NFL PLAYER HAS BEEN FOUND!! 🚨🚨

He goes by “Dylan Cook” and he is pretending to be a Tackle for the Pittsburgh Steelers for the past 3 Years @NFL please look into this

[skanks @skanks17]

I can’t wait to have a pumpkin beer on a breezy fall afternoon watching the 1pm games on a patio then drink 13 miller lites at home and scream at the tv until my wife tells me it’s time to go back to counseling then argue with a radio dj for 20 minutes about Eli Manning’s legacy

[Chelly @chellgod]

Gameday.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[the butthole genie @VSBassoon]

Kicked out of the pub for yelling "this is for Gallipoli you oriental fuck" at a man who was, in hindsight, Italian

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Ben Franklin didn't plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[N @nordman__]

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Elliot Mellinger @elliotmellinger]

Fuck the flyers, fuck cheesesteaks, fuck rocky, fuck wawa, fuck chase utley, fuck the eagles, fuck ben franklin, fuck tina fey, fuck will smith, fuck noam chomsky, fuck gritty, fuck kelly green, fuck claude giroux, fuck the liberty bell, fuck jason kelce, fuck delco

[Finchelstein @FinchelsteinF]

The contradiction between the crisis of American universities (including my own) and the need to have experts in history (and humanities & social sciences) cannot be greater and it is hard not see it as part of the current anti-enlightenment and authoritarian contexts.

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

The biggest game of the first round is on Friday, when Long Island battles Arizona for iced tea supremacy

[🪖 @petethekidd]

i hope this email blows your head smoove off

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

when I graduated with my stats degree I walked across the stage and shook the crusty old department chair’s hand. he pulled me in close and whispered in my ear “correlation is causation a lot of the time”

[Coop LoPresto @LCplLoPro]

I have received confidential information from a White House insider that Trump was initially hesitant to greenlight strikes against the Islamic Regime of Iran, but then members of the USA Men's Hockey Team no-balls'd him into it when they visited the White House.

[Claymore @PowerstrokeChad]

When you gotta take a shit but you’re lowkey in ridgeland South Carolina

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

mr president, there's been a second tequila flight

[Dr. Bradley J. Sommer 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @DrHistoryBrad]

Maybe this is an issue in the STEM fields but in the Humanities we’re trained to be thinkers as well as specialists so idk what to tell you.

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

He snatched up Maduro in a matter of minutes, while the Chinese delegation was in Venezuela, then bombed Hugo Chavez’s tomb on the way out.

You’ve never seen thuggery at such petty and elite levels.