Verity

Mother of 2 kids. Lover of AFL, shoes, food and social justice. Living on Whadjuk Noongar land. She/her. All views are my own. Fuck terfs.

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@Sophiegbonjour Every wee is a lifetime Sophie

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Whoever thought wearing a bodysuit and spanx to a hens night was an IDIOT who’d forgotten she’d had 2 children

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@Sophiegbonjour This is the best one! https://t.co/gvAH3wOLkM

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@Sophiegbonjour That looks so good omg

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@Sophiegbonjour This seems like cruel and unusual punishment and against many UN conventions 😢

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This weekend it was my 40th and I celebrated twice (more to come) and the Eagles won and Piastri started (and placed in) a race and I went roller blading for the first time in 30 years. 10/10 weekend

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@MR0808 Sorry it’s my 40th year so I will take next week’s game too so I can keep celebrating 🤷🏼‍♀️

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👀👀👀

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Very rude of the Eagles to give us hope last week

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I don’t remember how to feel when this happens!!!!!!! Fucking ayyyyyyy #goeagles

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👀👀👀

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Very rude of the Eagles to give us hope last week

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Happy 40th to meeeeeeee!

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@MR0808 She knows how to play the system!

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Me to 4yo: ok baby, we’ll save the rest of our questions for tomorrow, now it’s time to go to sleep
4yo: mum can I just ask one more question?
Me: ok hon, just one more
4yo: how does everything work?

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Wtf Oscar?????

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Cooper the fish did after like 2 weeks, so sorry to Cooper Connolly for your form being so intrinsically tied to this fish

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My kid got a new fish today and named him Cooper (after Cooper Connolly, obvs) and then Cooper (Connolly, not fish) got 2 wickets in the first over. Coincidence? I think not.

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Watching my emotional support show after first day of school drop offs!

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The batters are struggling so bad against spin, and Steve Smith is just sitting at home?

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Why are there so many freak adult men who spend their days on the internet defending men who suck. Why not spend some time with your children instead. Do some laundry. Wash your balls. Get some sort of hobby you weirdo loser fucks

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@smaug007 Cooper was a replacement for sadly deceased Max Jr (both OG and Jr named for Verstappen) so hopefully, for his sake, the fish aren’t too prophetic 🤣 maybe should have got two more named Mitch and Finn this morning?

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My kid got a new fish today and named him Cooper (after Cooper Connolly, obvs) and then Cooper (Connolly, not fish) got 2 wickets in the first over. Coincidence? I think not.