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I eat Thuggees for breakfast. Namaste, Rajkumar!

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oh shahrukh, you were so funny! flapping your arms and shouting "I'm the Raj of Bollywood!" Oh-hahahah....

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JEE topper? i'm a JEE bopper!

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$300,000 for malika JR?? i will sell you a village of women for half that amount!

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maaf!

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sometimes at night in my hut in the jungle, i'm thinking Amma isn't that bad looking. might be time for a vacation.

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you can win a gold medal for shooting? can my dhost and i keep the uniforms if we enter the next olympics?

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one crore for a government pardon now?? makhi choos!

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hey steven kapur, you come to Sathyamangalam for just *one* concert and i will give you a village! w'man in a sari men in pah-jah-mah! AP!

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hey blaaze, if my name was 'Lakshminarasimha Vijaya Rajagopala Seshadri Sharma Rajesh Raman', i would have shortened it too.

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anyone have aishwarya rai or padma lakshmi's mobile numbers?

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too bad they don't have an eating-bbq'ed-iguana competition at this year's olympics, eh dr. rajkumar?

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Hey @ceetee, that picture is fake. Amma's minions know how to Photoshop.

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I always cry at the end of Sholay when Gabbar Singh dies.

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No, they never caught me. The jungle is *huge*.