veronica kai

I discovered Portugal, you’re welcome.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

“A snowflake reminds me of Veronica because she has a cold heart.” - Ella, 7 years old

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@NintendoAmerica how long will the servers be down? Thanks

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@NintendoAmerica any idea what’s going on with the Nintendo servers?

[veronica kai @veevvie]

Also, they took it off of Spotify… I go from Anya to rasputin real quick.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

"Anastasia "composers tell the stories behind the film's most beloved songs #carriefisher #bestgodmotherever #ripdebbiereynolds
#traceyullmandidnotstealcarriefishersjokesafterall

https://t.co/TZsoowF6lU

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@Kimimel13 random question, do you have access to a printer when you go into the office? I’m having a hard time PDF’ing it correctly to save

#favoritemovie

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@queerspecimen

[veronica kai @veevvie]

R*, stop getting S*ga and J*n sick. Like you knew what to f*cking do, but no. DC?! Really.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

…I mean, it’s jimmy pesto…

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Just because Donald Trump managed to escape a reckoning for the Jan. 6 Capitol riot doesn’t mean Bob’s Burgers’ Jimmy Pesto did. https://t.co/WAQQKIsmvd

[veronica kai @veevvie]

I feel like I should have feelings today

but also how do I explain how one of my boos and I made ramen earlier together remotely because I had issues with Uber eats

Like I am tweeting this for a reminder for myself and back to being #vagueAF

[veronica kai @veevvie]

Him: well, it should have been locked anyways, you annoy me when you do that just leave it unlocked
Me: we have dogs. BUT YOU WERE NOT HOME. I PURPOSELY DID NOT LOCK IT, like oh, I have keys, nah…yeah, I lock it when I get home sure. BUT HELLO… IT LOCKED ITSELF. FOCUS ON THAT.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

I’m in that stage of my life where I had to reiterate that I was locked out of my apartment and was the last one there.

My ex-SO: you probably locked it without knowing

Me: no, I did it intently [because I know it annoyed him and it was a quick no pet detection quiet] truth

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@Uber_Support @UberEats a new promo said that my $25 discount could not be claimed. Help?

[veronica kai @veevvie]

LOL @ me downloading the app for the wrong restaurant since it was last week or the week before’a deal. So yeah.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@Kimimel13 Oh no! I ate corn chips. Yeah yeah. I know.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

Snow in Hawaii.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

Me: is that candy?
Person: it’s for the kids

[veronica kai @veevvie]

When I haven’t brushed my hair for two weeks… and I can’t find my brush… so, I should watch an entire tv series as I comb out my hair before I shower.

[veronica kai @veevvie]

@Kimimel13 But she’s starving.