andy morrell

Old and daft!

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@MotherOfDickies @Pandora_UK They've already not answered 1 DM and tweeted to a reply to use the online help form haha! Bloody useless #pantsdora

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@Pandora_UK Thank you for finally replying. I've sent you a message with the order number.

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@Vicki_Scotty @LyndaVary1 @Pandora_UK @pandora are you any closer, sort this out! #pantsdora

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@Pandora_UK Oh you don't say!!! This announcement is about 4 weeks too late, just like my bloody order!!

[Mr Benn @thebowlerhatman]

To celebrate July, lets have another badge giveaway...
To be in with a chance, just retweet this tweet.
The winner will be picked this time next week.
Good Luck!

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@Pandora_UK I already have, via phone and email twice and nothing has happened. This is my last resort!!

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@Pandora_UK Can someone please get in touch about my order,18 days ago and still not here. Missed a 16th birthday as well

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@GaryLineker This is every Tory who comes on and defends the uter fuckweasle Cummings! #CumGate

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@DiabetesUK Thank you

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

Every single person taking the piss out of this lockdown has blood on their hands.
If you are one of them, fuck off now.

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

Do you want a blowjob?
Yes.
It's from a piranha.
Then no.
Can't change your mind now. Blowjob means blowjob.

This is where we are with Brexit now. About to dunk our cocks into the razor-toothed mouth of peril.

Brexit is a blowjob from a piranha.

[Diabetes.co.uk @Diabetescouk]

This day 97 yrs ago the 1st #Insulin injection, a pancreatic extract prepared by Dr. Frederick Banting & medical student Charles Best, was given to 14yr old Leonard Thompson. It was not a cure but a monumental breakthrough in #Treatment for what had been an untreatable disease.💙

[andy morrell @vegemed]

@Diabetescouk 10-12 times a day. Fingers are a right mess but I've been type 1 28 years. A #Dexcom or #libre would be nice!

[Conrad Hackett @conradhackett]

Share of kids *not* learning a foreign language in school

US 80%

Germany 18%
Italy 18%
Finland 16%
Sweden 8%
Spain 4%
Poland 2%
France 0%
Austria 0%
Norway 0%

https://t.co/KJIbjCi38n

[Diabetes.co.uk @Diabetescouk]

Health bosses need to act urgently to ensure that a prospective no-deal #Brexit does not affect #insulin supply into the UK, the chair of the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency @MHRAgovuk has said.

#DCUKNews - https://t.co/8wHYv3afZ3

[Conrad Hackett @conradhackett]

We worry about the wrong things. Exhibit A: #SharkWeek

People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000