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GM Cockling and GM Goddard are at the centre of trade controversy with footage emerging after Goddard didn’t meet trade demands of LeBron James for Tobias Harris he requested. Several other rival clubs have politely declining talks with the young GM. Emotions finally boiling over

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@vegemitepitcup head honcho says the game is in great shape, despite fans, players and coaches not knowing what the rules are anymore?!

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Buckle up NYC! 🗽🏀🏆

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A live look at GM Watsons last 24 hours

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GM Elston who is irritated by the start from @AntDavis23 @MELOD1P & @JoelEmbiid has seized an opportunity this morning to land a sponsorship deal with Johnny Biggs. He will be promoting the elasticated non pocket pants which should protect him from anymore stupid pocket trades

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Concerning images of new GM Watson have been circling around clubland
Commissioner Headley didn’t want to comment regarding the side chats between other league heavy weights. However did reiterate @vegemitepitcup zero tolerance stance and hoped the young man finds the help needed

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨

GM Clayton goes big fish hunting and lands the @njokic He will also take the challenge of trying to tame @JaMorant

LeCras will add some depth in his quest for a 3rd title. The deal will include Clayton’s 2027 second round pick sources tell @vegemitepitcup

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In other trade news around @vegemitepitcup GM Cockling and GM Regan have been aggressive in trading the core of their rosters. Moves that are both expected to have major implications in the difference between the 11th and 14th seeds

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨

GM Watson believed to be on the verge of a monster trade involving @lukadoncic Although not interested in @JokicNuggs
He has asked for some unusual requests as part of the deal 💉

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A live look at the @vegemitepitcup boys feasting on GM Regans vunerable roster

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Prayers for @TheTraeYoung You never want to see that! 🙏

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Huge news @vegemitepitcup today. GM LeCras is believed to be shopping @jokic_era

A source close to unstable GM paraphrased him saying
“I’m ready to take a loss just to get some action. Delusional GMs are head in the sand pretending they didn’t completely fuck their drafts“

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@vegemitepitcup have been rocked with the news the @FBI have expanded their investigation in to one of their own GMs potential match fixing scandal. Commissioner Headley was unavailable for comment, GM Cocking said he would return calls when he finishes Fortnite and his cheetos

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Excitement building with the fantasy season just around the corner. Word filtering through from the @vegemitepitcup head offices is they have a special guest that will be making an appearance at the 2025-26 season launch. Stay tuned for more details in the coming days! 👀

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Rumors swirl: GM Elston's alleged backdoor play for admin role raises eyebrows. Meanwhile commissioner Headley's baecation sparks controversy amid unanswered questions on scoring format & roster size. Comparisons drawn to Scott Morrison's 2019 Hawaii trip amid Victorian bushfires

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While the Luka to the Lakers trade has everyone scratching their heads. An unnamed league source says he hadn’t seen anything like that since Jarrod Best handed GM LeCras the cup last year when he gave up Giannis for 20 cents on the dollar #YouAreABridesmaidNotAKing

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🚨News Alert 🚨

The league has come down hard on Bassanelli with a one week suspension after a puzzling brain fade but rumours are circling with the ‘cockhead rule’ in place he could face much larger sanctions from his club.
GM Clayton was unavailable for comment

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🚨 Breaking News 🚨

New owner @vegemitepitcup

We welcome GM Bebbington. Google says he does share some traits with out going GM Riseley such as being a Cervantes premiership player and a supporting a shit NBA franchise. He however does have a job and has not been to prison