Velonious Monk

pork chop sandwiches

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[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@TheLazyLee I am exceptionally white but I have a Chinese name and every time people meet me for the first time and do a double-take I feel like this lmao

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@thisislux ngl i love funky weather apps so this is a win win

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@craterchains i love swipe typing...

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@thisislux oh wow this is so pretty

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

every time I take a plane anywhere I boot up Aotenjo on my Steam Deck, this game deserves a thousand times more eyes on it than it has now

[Aotenjo（青天井公式） @PlayAotenjo]

The new major update NOW LIVE, featuring the Pattern Pack Evolution system!

We’ve also improved animations, VFX, sound effects & UI, reworked several Artifacts, and fixed known issues!
Hope these changes make it even more enjoyable!

👇 Full details:
https://t.co/xASQPesLh3

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@XianyangCB they buildin fuckin midgar in hefei now?

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@wreckrm @DocCoyle and yet the falling down the stairs twice scene in the 4th is one of the greatest set pieces I've ever watched in a modern action movie.

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

i want to have sex with this fictional plane

[Olivier @ollys_aviation]

F-122 NIGHT RAPTOR by @ollys_aviation

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@craterchains oh god imagine if they have different textures too and you can feel the difference when you're dragging them out

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@craterchains praying for a bedtime score of at least 5

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@the3els @_ross_sims @airbagg3d okay there are exceptions to everything LMAO

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@_ross_sims @airbagg3d There is no such thing as a book too difficult to read. All it requires is literacy and the ability to either parse new words via context and to grab a dictionary if you can't.

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@photoenkii SICKKKKKK thank you i've been trying to make my pictures do gooder for a long time

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@craterchains 0 bedtime LMAO

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@craterchains i will write Porn in your honor

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@craterchains same! i just soft launched this to my therapist a couple of weeks ago lol

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@vowsofresolve @nyarandrujo want you to know this is 100% correct as a lapsed catholic bisexual paladin

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@ondriania If it makes you feel any better, MS overrode my company's policies and force pushed firmware and Windows updates to a closed environment this morning, causing us to have to change policy for 4400 machines. Fucking Microslop

[Velonious Monk @veloniousmonk]

@worrski_ "gorp" has absolutely destroyed me on the crossword before unfortunately